This is not a real blog. This is just me apologizing for not having a new blog up for you to read. But I can explain. I haven’t slept in about 48 hours, with the exception of a 2 hour nap. I don’t trust myself to write anything worth reading at this stage of delirious [...]
Archive | April, 2008
Warning: Damaged Dyke …. U-TURN AHEAD
I recently made friends with a pretty cool woman. We even talked on the phone late into the night a few times. Gasp! What’s this? I actually spoke on the phone??? I know! That should tell you how much I like her. Since anyone who even remotely knows me, knows that I don’t do phones. [...]
Dykes & Their Dogs
A new friend of mine mentioned that she thought I was somewhat obsessed with my dogs. She may have come to this conclusion after reading #3 on my list of reasons not to date me. Her comment made me pause as I pondered where the line between love and obsession is when it comes to [...]
Lesbians and Height: The Last Prejudice
Even if you won’t admit it, I will. I’m prejudice. I’m prejudice against short girls and very very tall girls. But only if I plan on dating them. As if lesbians don’t have enough to worry about when it comes to finding love, one thing that a lot of us look at is how tall [...]
An Update on the “C” Fiasco
So as many of you read yesterday I wrote a public letter to “C” in an attempt to publicly shame her into behaving like a normal human being. Despite a few challenging comments she left, all seemed to be going pretty well. Then I received a voice mail on my cell. I press and hold [...]
Letter to “C”
I’m sorry it’s had to come to this. But since I know you read this blog daily I knew you would see this. I won’t answer your calls or texts so please stop calling. Don’t email me or any of my friends anymore either. I feel horrible to write a public letter, it feels like [...]
Virgin Lesbians
I was having this interesting conversation with a girl I just met. She’s about twenty-seven, pretty and identifies as an out lesbian. What struck me was that she’s a virgin. A gay virgin. She’s slept with men in the past, but she hasn’t had sex with a woman yet. She dates women, makes out with [...]
Bipolar Lesbians Always Take The Rap
Honestly, I think bipolar chicks get a bad rap. Every time some girl goes all fatal attraction and makes bunny stew, she gets labeled, “That crazy bipolar bitch.” What the hell? I would like to take a moment here and say that there is a difference between psychotic sociopaths and bipolar disorder. Here’s a quick [...]
You’ve got to catch them straight off the bus … before the pimps get to them!
A friend of ours is having a BBQ this weekend for his birthday. So I thought I’d do a little social experiment and see if I could find a date on Craigslist! Last night I posted a simple little ad explaining the situation and a picture of me in my cowboy hat. Honestly I didn’t [...]
LaLa’s in LA Now!
Just wanted to tell y’all about my friend LaLa’s blog, http://www.lalainla.blogspot.com/. It chronicles the life of an east coast hottie making the move out to sunny California. Be sure to check it often to see what she’s up to next. The girl’s crazy and she’s got some of the hottest accessories in town! Share on [...]
The Lipstick Mafia
After accidentally blurting out my alleged ties to a particular family, i.e. the Lipstick Mafia I received a number of inquiries desiring more details. While my lawyer advises that I say as little as possible and admit to nothing, I was able to dig up some information for inquiring minds. Lip·stick Ma·fi·a aka Lesbian Mafia [...]
Top 10 Reasons You’ll WANT to Date Me.
Another oldie but goodie … it’s crazy reading these old blogs that were written B.R. (Before Remi) 1) 2) 3) Oh man, who am I kidding? I’ve got bupkis. I sat down tonight and tried to think of a list of reasons why someone would want to date me, to you know … ease the [...]
11 Reasons NOT to Date Me
(Pulled this one up from the archives. My my how things have changed! Remi has really transformed every part of my life for the better.) Maybe I should have posted this earlier, but better late than later. (Slight disclaimer: For the right girl I might be willing to work a bit on 1,2,7 & 8 [...]
My Boy Brain Gets Me In Trouble … Yet Again
A few days ago a woman who reads my blog on a regular basis sent me an email on myspace. Here’s what it said: Hi, I read your blog everyday at work. I was curious about what you might look like so I sent you add request on here. Obviously. I don’t know what to [...]
Buffy Bats for Our Team
Many Buffy the Vampire fans were happy that Joss Whedon continued the Buffy story line in his Dark Horse comic book, Season 8. But controversy swirled around the recent installment titled, “Wolves at the Gate” because our girl Buffy gets it on with fellow slayer Satsu, a hot lesbian slayer who can convince even the [...]