Card Carrying Lesbian … What’s in your wallet?

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Oh man, who am I kidding? I’ve got bupkis.

I sat down tonight and tried to think of a list of reasons why someone would want to date me, to you know … ease the blow a bit. But I couldn’t come up with any! How sad is that? Of course I can think of some but nothing that doesn’t sound like a resume or make me sound like a bigger ass than I already sound like. It just occurred to me that my degree in public relations could use some dusting off and perhaps I could try to use some of those skills on my own behalf. But what fun would that be?

Who new that publicly declaring ALL your worst traits could make a girl so popular? My last post, about all the reasons you should run the other way if you ever see me in a club was the post popular post to date. I’m sort of happy to announce that 500 strangers read it yesterday … yay … I think.

I can’t help but realize that I’m probably shooting myself in the foot as far as dating anyone who ever sees or finds out about this blog. But then again I’ve got nothing to hide, in case you haven’t noticed.

For anyone wondering about the infamous “C”, I will say a few things. 1) She knows I’m going to write about her. 2) The weird thing is she wants me too. 3) I’m not sure how I feel about that. 4) She’s a little crazy and I told her that.

Am I being paranoid in considering the possibility that writing a blog like this could attract some questionable women, with some questionable motives? It freaked me out a bit that “C” wanted to watch me write about her. What the hell is that about?

I need to get out more.

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