I used to lament about the lack of lesbians, or more accurately, my lack of gaydar which made it seem as if there were only six lesbians in the South Bay and I already knew them. But lately everywhere I go I’m noticing more and more gay girls.
It could be that it’s so trendy to be bi or gay, that a lot more women are just embracing the freedom to flirt with one another. Not to say that most of them would ever follow through but a little harmless flirting with a MILF at the gym never hurt anyone’s ego.
But I recently found myself at the Sheriff’s department (no fault of my own, I was simply defending myself) and before I left a lovely lady Sheriff slipped me her card with her cell phone, home phone and email on the back. Ummmmm ….. I may be wrong but she was setting off my gaydar so loudly I thought I’d go deaf!
Then earlier today I was in 7-11 and my favorite dykey clerk gave me a free lottery ticket and winked at me!!! WTF??? Seriously. Maybe it’s the heat, it brings all the lesbians out from under wherever we’ve been hiding, to show off our plaid cargo shorts and wife beaters.
It occurs to me as I’m writing this that maybe it’s not that everyone’s gay all of a sudden. But maybe I’m finally putting off the come-hither-I’m a lesbian-vibe … God I hope so. 
Either way it seems that this summer is off to a fabulous start!
Pssst … I see gay girls. 
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Wow, that’s hillarious! I’ve never had an experience quite like that. Sometimes I *think* I’m seeing gay girls everywhere, but alas, they’re straight. I even had a dream the other night about meeting a cute little butch girl, friend-of-a-friend, and in the dream she randomly goes “I’m not gay.” Me: “you’re NOT GAY?” Girl: “Nope. Not gay.” Ha.
By the way, I meant to say before that you misunderstood me - *I* haven’t been to Romania, I just really want to go. It’s my friend who went on the Romania/Bulgaria/Hungary trip. I have this amazing plan one day to start in Turkey and wander through Eastern Europe, making my way to St. Petersburg, but that won’t happen until I have far more time and money!
I live in the south bay too and have tried for years to meet local lesbians…..it’s been a long and not-so-successful campaign. then again…..i’m femme, nerdy, hardly ever go to bars, frequent the library at least once a week, and am attracted to the same….so i think that’s part of the problem too. i’m looking for lesbians who i cannot tell are lesbian, and i’m one of those lesbians :).
hey, if you know anyone like me and looking for someone like me get in touch :)!!
There are a ton of gay chicks. A lot of them, just happen to look like me…sneaking in under the radar.
Then again, I have horrible gaydar…so I just assume they’re into it. After being with chicks, who wouldn’t be?