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Archive | October, 2008
Note to self: Suggesting three-somes with your GF’s friend? Not too smart.
After my adventures in Palm Springs with a bunch of crazy, yet lovable butches and a few naked gay men thrown in for good measure I managed to make it back to LA in time to head to Ripples with my gf. Before we got there, Remi informed me that there was a small chance [...]
Desert Dykes: The other white meat.
Due to a family emergency (which would be the fact that my brother’s an idiot) I ended up in Palm Springs. After helping him out I called a friend that I had met the last time I was in the desert. Her name is Joe (her real name at her request). I met Joe and [...]
Dykey Turn-Ons In My Book
Ties on girls. Short hair with a lot of product in it. Confident, little dykes with mad game. Androgynous girls. Lap dances that lead to inappropriate PDA. Road trips. Sex while driving. (While I’m driving, since I’m coordinated like that.) Hats on chicks. Butches. Tombois. Confused Femmes who think they’re straight. Stealing a girl from [...]
When a Lesbian goes Bi …WTF?!
Everyone accepts with little less then a shrug, that a lot of straight girls are suddenly bi when you get them sufficiently liquored up. But the earth stops spinning when a died in the wool lesbian gets outed as having bi tendencies when she’s totally hammered. A straight male friend of mine in Australia recently [...]
“Hold on to my ears, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”
The following are actual comments either said to me or by me: “Wow, your tongues a lot longer than I thought!” “Err … sorry I groped your girlfriend … is she mad at me?” (This one was told to my gf) “Damn it! Just let go! I can’t get your pants off if you don’t [...]
Censorship Does Sucketh
I’ve had a few good friends of mine get their feathers ruffled over some of the less than kind words from readers, left via comments. I’ve been asked several times, “Why don’t you delete those comments?” Well, I don’t delete them because I don’t believe in censorship. I will publish any comment no matter how [...]
Confess thy sins and purify your soul
Or, just get drunk and spill your guts. I’ve always considered myself lucky not be burdened with any feelings of jealousy, guilt or remorse. I know, I know … I sound like a sociopath. I’ve actually been accused of being one. But I don’t think I am. Especially not since getting with my girlfriend. One [...]
Letter to SrfrGirl
So a few of you may have read some of the less then flattering comments left by a reader who calls herself SrfrGirl. Well as you can guess there’s some history between us. Since she felt it was appropriate to call me out on my own blog, I feel it’s appropriate that I respond in [...]
Is it possible to laugh your way out of sex?
The answer is a resounding “Yes.” My gf and I are constantly laughing our asses off together. We dork around to the point that by the end of the night, the mood is much less, “Let’s get it on” and much more, “Dude, where’s my car.” She recently complained about not ‘getting enough’ and part [...]
Thank God I drive a Caddy
I’d just like to say, for the record that my girlfriend is no longer wondering why we don’t have sex more often. In fact, she had to stay home tonight to catch up on her sleep. Not that I blame her, I didn’t let her put her clothes back on till that weird guy with [...]
A night of fine dining, comedy & public sex
Last Friday was the best birthday I’ve ever had and it’s all thanks to Remi. This is why girls are so much better than boys. They have the capacity to plan months in advance. A sweet little note that I know will embarrass her that I’m telling you, but I’m going to anyway, is that [...]
Pre-Birthday Mind Games
So as you know it was my birthday last Friday. Sorry that it took me so long to document the weekend for your reading pleasure but let’s just say that it was so damn good, it’s taken me this long to recover. Alright then … let’s get down to the business of catching you up. [...]
Happy Birthday to Me!!!
A very good friend of mine sent this to me from the East Coast and it was so sweet I had to put it up. Thanks J.L. xoxo Share on Facebook
More Sex for my Birthday!
Yikes. I just read my own damn post about my gf complaining about not enough sex. Even though she swore later I misunderstood her. But reading it in black and white I can see her point. Two or three times a week?!!! That just can’t be accurate! And if it is, it’s about to change. [...]