The other morning when I went out to get the mail I was pleasantly surprised to see a Christmas card from Remi’s parents. Oh how sweet I thought. I opened it up and read it to Remi over the phone. “Awwwwww” was both of our responses. But later I was copying her parents address into [...]
Archive | December, 2008
The Sign Read: Helpless femme, please rescue me.
I was at Home Depot the other day to buy some knee pads. Yes, knee pads. But before your dirty minds go where they’re most comfortable, there’s a perfectly good reason that a lesbian would need knee pads while her girlfriend’s away. I’m laying down flooring in my house. I know, I know … how [...]
CCL Chosen as TLL Editor’s Blog Pick
So I’m just bragging a little here, because it’s not every often I have anything to brag about! But Card Carrying Lesbian got picked as Editors Blog Pick over on The Lesbian Lifestyle. It’s this pretty cool site that has a lot of good writer’s contributing to it, so head on over there and check [...]
Being a “Typical Lesbian” never sounded so good.
The other day my friend Maggie left me a myspace comment that read: “Secondly, I have concluded that you are a typical lesbian. I know, I know, we thought it not true, but as it turns out (and to our dismay) you actually are.” Another comment left on my blog that read: “You sure have [...]
Why Lesbians Shop Online
I’ve noticed a trend among my lesbian group of friends. We are all frequent shoppers … online. I know personally I abhor shopping in person. I don’t like driving in traffic. Jostling for a parking spot in a crowded lot full of angry mini-van moms is a good way for me to give myself a [...]
Coming Out To My Sister …. better late then never
So I recently came out to my church going sister ….. ummmm yea. It took me this long to tell her the truth because every time I got up enough nerve to tell her, she would start telling me about her church group or email me some Bible scriptures. So suffice it to say that [...]
Stronger As A Dyke
There’s something wonderful about being in a lesbian relationship. I realize that being with a woman actually makes me stronger. But not just any woman, brings out that inner strength in me. She has to be my equal in every way for that to happen. When I was in relationships with men, I always felt [...]
A Lesbian Love Shack
I’m taking the train down to China Town today in search of some mythical boxes that will solve all my problems. Apparently there exists somewhere, hidden in the depths of China Town a magical set of chests and once I find them and bring them home, there will be nothing standing in my way to [...]
Who Knew I had a U-Haul?
If you’ve been reading my blog for a while, and by a while I mean before I met my gf, Remi, you may have noticed that I used to have a serious problem with commitment. It wasn’t so much a problem for me, as it was for the ladies I would date. I guess you [...]
A Lesbian Cluster Fuck
Where has Sasha been? Well I’ll tell you and I’ll stop speaking in the annoying third person. Over the last two weeks I have been embroiled in the most complicated, lesbian cluster fuck ever imaginable. Not only is it ALL totally blog worthy, it also happens to be so personal and painful that I actually [...]