As you all know who read my blog, I am in the eternal state of pseudo-remodeling my little project of a house. Like a lot of lesbians into home improvement, I bought this fixer-upper a few years ago with the grand idea of remodeling it in a flash and flipping it in a snap. Oh [...]
Archive | March, 2009
I stole Portia
OK, so I subscribe to this awesome lesbian website called grrlplanet.com. The auther of grrlplanet is a personal friend of mine, since all lesbian bloggers rock and we like to stick together. She’s even nice enough to give me a heads up when she’s going to post some pervy pics of a starlet’s bootaay while [...]
The evolution of the Lesbian U-Haul syndrome
A few days ago Remi and I were invited over to my good friends, Maggie’s new place. I would love to say that we were invited over simply for her to show off her new digs but since when is anything that easy? Our invite had stemmed from an ill advised post I took down [...]
Boring but Happy Dyke
So I was sitting in front of my desk (OK, I am still sitting at my desk as I write this, but thought it might sound better in retrospect but whatever) and I couldn’t think of a thing to blog about today. Yes some pretty serious crap has happened lately and while being totally blog [...]
Seeking New Best Friend on Craigslist
I have always found it difficult to get close to other women and form those tight-knit friendships i’ve always been so envious of. You know the kind; where a group of girls are all best friends, constantly together, call each other to discuss the most mundane detail of their lives, never fearing that they’re intruding, [...]
Lesbians Holding Hands: A political statement?
Although very supportive, my mother occasionally lets things slip out that make me wonder how OK she really is with having a gay daughter. Most of the time I think it’s just that she wishes I wasn’t so out about it. My girlfriend and I are constantly hearing this from her, “Don’t hold hands or [...]
Near Death Experience : No I’m not kidding
OK .. so why haven’t I posted anything in a while? Because … A) I did, yesterday but it was only up for a few minutes. Never blog while being emotional. Write it all out, it’s good therapy. But then hold on to it for at least 24 hours before you put it out there [...]
Tedious Lesbian Drama …. how droll
This past Saturday night, Remi and I went to club Eleven in West Hollywood to catch up with a friend of mine that I haven’t seen in almost a year. How could I let a year pass without seeing a friend that lives in the same city? Easy …. it’s complicated Here’s a quick rundown: [...]
Junk Mail? Not always.
OK, so this isn’t a real post. It’s a figment of your imagination. No really it’s just a quick note to let you know that I found a bunch of old comments that had been lost in the endless pit that is my junk folder. So if you EVER left a comment and I didn’t [...]
To Ink or not to Ink
So it wasn’t that long ago that tattoos were considered taboo, counter culture, biker-ish, or just plain skanky (but only when on an actual skank). But those days are long gone and it’s harder to find a girl without ink then it is to find one with. Even my gf has a few and I [...]
Why the term “Partner” is just toooo gay
Before Remi moved in she was my girlfriend. But as soon as we shared a mailing address we all of sudden were relegated to “partner” status. WTF is up with that? Reasons I am less then fond of the term “partner”: It makes us sound like a pair of 50yr old lesbians that belong to [...]
Yoda’s advice on how to be a better lesbian
Maybe my blog yesterday should have been called “Confessions of an Occasional Pillow Princess” … contrary to how some of you took that blog I am actually not lazy in bed. I swear, just ask Remi. In fact just today I felt the funk lift and all of a sudden I wanted nothing more then [...]
Confessions of a Pillow Princess
I was having one of those uncomfortable conversations late one night in bed with my girlfriend. It went something like this: “It’s been two days.” “I know, I’m sorry. I’m just really tired.” “That’s what you said last night and the night before.” “I know, I’m sorry!” “Stop saying sorry! I just want to know [...]
Mormon Lesbians … Not just an urban legend
In the aftermath of Prop. 8 the Mormon church has been brought to the forefront in the media for their huge financial contributions towards the passage of this prejudicial ruling. The reason I bring this up is not only because like every other lesbian in the state of California it affects me for one more [...]
Car Sex
A lot of things have changed since my gf moved in. Most of them, for the better. But there are a few things I miss from my “single days.” Topping that list would have to be car sex. Sure, when we were merely dating, we always had sex in the car, on the beach and [...]