Dear Cram,
In response to your comment, “You could just type one lil itty bitty comma to signal your aliveness.” I apologize for the lack of recent commas. I am indeed, still alive.
But where oh where have I been? Drowning in the mire of my own thoughts yet somehow, completely dry of any and all things to blog about.
After a nasty little bout of pancreatitis or something posing as a very good impostor I had about a day or two of health and what some may call happiness. But alas, I was struck down by the swine flu! Hahaha … no, seriously. While I did not call CDC, I did check my death defying symptoms against a checklist I found online and was promptly self-diagnosed as having the dreaded H1N1.
Of course I immediately sent a text to my best friend, Lana to tell her the news. But instead of being surprised she informed me that was probably what she had the week before! Umm, thanks for inviting me over all last week! LOL … but what good are friends if you can’t share a little pandemic? In all honesty I think I got it from my father. But don’t tell Lana, I’d rather try to milk a little guilt out of the girl, since she’s the proud new owner of an absolutely gorgeous Porsche and I’m trying to talk her into letting me borrow it for Dinah Shore.
Dinah Shore?! Can anyone say crash diet? I have 54 days exactly to be bikini ready. Let the count down begin.
Thank god you’re ok Sasha! That sounds like you’ve had a run of bad luck. Hope everythings back on track, health wise. It can be really hard on your emotional life, when your health sucks. Hope that all didn’t get you too down.
Hey Sasha,
I really enjoy reading your blog.
Thanks for all the commas.
Sorry you have had a rough patch with your health. Glad your doing better.
As for a diet.. Get a bicycle. I lost 25lbs after Katrina ( canned food and MREs did it) and have kept it off. I try to do 3 to 5 miles a day, weather permitting. Not to mention, my ass looks great for a woman my age.
LA has bike lanes everywhere so, you don’t have to fight traffic like I do.