I’d just like to say, for the record that my girlfriend is no longer wondering why we don’t have sex more often. In fact, she had to stay home tonight to catch up on her sleep. Not that I blame her, I didn’t let her put her clothes back on till that weird guy with [...]
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A night of fine dining, comedy & public sex
Last Friday was the best birthday I’ve ever had and it’s all thanks to Remi. This is why girls are so much better than boys. They have the capacity to plan months in advance. A sweet little note that I know will embarrass her that I’m telling you, but I’m going to anyway, is that [...]
Pre-Birthday Mind Games
So as you know it was my birthday last Friday. Sorry that it took me so long to document the weekend for your reading pleasure but let’s just say that it was so damn good, it’s taken me this long to recover. Alright then … let’s get down to the business of catching you up. [...]
Happy Birthday to Me!!!
A very good friend of mine sent this to me from the East Coast and it was so sweet I had to put it up. Thanks J.L. xoxo Share on Facebook
More Sex for my Birthday!
Yikes. I just read my own damn post about my gf complaining about not enough sex. Even though she swore later I misunderstood her. But reading it in black and white I can see her point. Two or three times a week?!!! That just can’t be accurate! And if it is, it’s about to change. [...]
“Wow Sasha, from your blog I thought you’d be so much hotter.”
The other night I was hanging with my gf after a particular painful night at the gym. I was pretty beat, sore and hungry. After a few hours of hanging out, I failed to jump her bones at the appropriate moment. Partly because she had said something extremely stupid a few hours earlier (which I [...]
Lesbians and Fight Gyms
Okee dokee … as we all know I’m a dyke and I do dykey things. I like guns, I like cars, I like to wear OD green too much and I have several pairs of “official lesbian shorts” aka plaid and or cargo shorts that are too long for a straight girl to ever be [...]
Horny Straight Men in Gay Bars …. can you say yuck?
Last night my girl and I were frequenting our (only) local gay dive bar in Redondo Beach called the Dolphin. It’s a little hole in the wall place with the charm of a neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name, even the tranny sprawling out on the pool table trying to look seductive. We stumbled [...]
IM’ing an Angry Ex at Work: Priceless
OMG!!! Instant messaging with your ex, days after getting with your new girlfriend? Not the best idea. Who knew? How can Mr. be mad at me when the whole time we were “dating” I wanted to be with her but she didn’t want a real relationship?! Yet now that I’m with someone else, she’s on [...]
Had to Change my MySpace Status
OK, so after all the deliberating and drama inherently involved in all lesbian relationships, I took the plunge. It’s official. Yep, the Marine and I are happily coupled up. In spite of the fact that she’s getting deployed in exactly two months, I decided it was better to live fully in the present moment and [...]
Vow to Vote NO on the marriage ban!
With 8 weeks to go until Proposition 8 comes to a vote in the State of California, in effort to strike down the measure we call all members of the LGBT community and their supporters to take action with us! We need your help to put a face on the lives of those that this [...]
Lesbians and their Lesbian Friends
One of the joys in my life is not only contending with the fact that the women I date read my blog and therefor are well aware of how thoroughly fucked up I can be. But their friends also read my blog. Which leaves me open to a whole new level of critique. We all [...]
Orgies In Iraq & Dating a Marine
So one of my readers, Donna, left a comment: “I’m getting the impression that lesbians are having orgies in the Army. In Iraq in the Army. Aren’t they busy trying not to get killed?” Well since we all know I’m not the one in the military, god forbid this card carrying lesbian signs up for [...]
I’m not a cheater, but ….
I am allergic to commitment. Well, maybe not commitment as much as monogamy. As most of you know, I am notorious for my short lived, albeit passionate dalliances. However, recently I’ve been trying something new. It’s called being an adult in an a mature and healthy relationship. We aren’t “together” yet, in the wear my [...]
The Abbey
Something funny happened when she told me, “I didn’t expect to fall for you so fast.” I could barely hear her over the music and the crowd of pretty gay boys packed into the Abbey as if it were the only place in West Hollywood that night. When she said that, I felt like the [...]