Have I mentioned that I’m slightly obsessed with Apple’s new iPad? For anyone living under a technological rock, it’s Apple’s new tablet computer. Not to down play it or anything, but it’s sort of like and over-sized iPod touch. Which yes, I do already have and is the only reason I’m barely able to contain [...]
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“Family”
I am not close to my family ….. at all. I didn’t grow up near any of my cousins or other relatives and I was lucky if I saw them once a year at Christmas. As we’ve all grown up it’s become painfully apparent to me that we will never be very close. Enter Facebook [...]
Dildo or Snitch? You be the judge.
Have you ever done something you knew you shouldn’t be doing, but you do it anyway? But you’re so sly about it, you’re absolutely, positively sure that you covered all your tracks and got away clean with it? So when you’re caught red handed and red faced, your brain can’t even think up a good [...]
How To Be a Lesbian
Alright, so if you’ll look over in the right hand column down to recent comments, you’ll see a few new comments on When you realize you’re a lesbian and I thought I better write something on this. Of course this is a complicated, personal issue fraught with personal baggage, religious guilt, fear of family judgment [...]
The Showdown at Hamburger Mary’s
I was really over Pride by the time we got home. My back was killing me, my head hurt and I felt irritable to say the least. But Remi had been drinking all day and the last thing I was going to do was send my drunk girlfriend out to a Pride after-party without me. [...]
Lesbians Holding Hands: A political statement?
Although very supportive, my mother occasionally lets things slip out that make me wonder how OK she really is with having a gay daughter. Most of the time I think it’s just that she wishes I wasn’t so out about it. My girlfriend and I are constantly hearing this from her, “Don’t hold hands or [...]
Why the term “Partner” is just toooo gay
Before Remi moved in she was my girlfriend. But as soon as we shared a mailing address we all of sudden were relegated to “partner” status. WTF is up with that? Reasons I am less then fond of the term “partner”: It makes us sound like a pair of 50yr old lesbians that belong to [...]
Car Sex
A lot of things have changed since my gf moved in. Most of them, for the better. But there are a few things I miss from my “single days.” Topping that list would have to be car sex. Sure, when we were merely dating, we always had sex in the car, on the beach and [...]
The List
Drum roll please …… OK so in racking my brain to remember every place in Los Angeles that I’ve been able to pick up women, get picked up on or just spied some juicy possibilities I have come up with the following list. (Sorry to my readers who are not local, but maybe your home [...]
Activating your Gaydar
I realized something disconcerting: when my love life is a disaster zone, I’m quite prolific with my writing. In all areas: blogging, work, school … the whole sheebang. However, on the flip side, when I’m looking through rose colored glasses, freshly laid and amorous towards my girl, my creative streak takes a hit. I mentioned [...]
Little Ms. Innocent is a Masochist! Oh my!
There’s nothing I love more then when a reader leaves a comment that inspires an entire blog. Donna had this to say about my less then stellar behavior at Girl Bar last week, “Maybe you pick fights with her because they translate into hot sex?” Mmmmm ….. let me think about that? That sort of [...]
Signs you may have accidentally gotten married:
The first step onto this slippery slope is have her move in. Then the rest is a quick slide downhill. Witness the domino effect: You join Costco together and one of you has to fill out the “spousal info” or even worse, as in our case, she fills it out for you, because she has [...]
“Hold on to my ears, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.”
The following are actual comments either said to me or by me: “Wow, your tongues a lot longer than I thought!” “Err … sorry I groped your girlfriend … is she mad at me?” (This one was told to my gf) “Damn it! Just let go! I can’t get your pants off if you don’t [...]
“Wow Sasha, from your blog I thought you’d be so much hotter.”
The other night I was hanging with my gf after a particular painful night at the gym. I was pretty beat, sore and hungry. After a few hours of hanging out, I failed to jump her bones at the appropriate moment. Partly because she had said something extremely stupid a few hours earlier (which I [...]
Born Again Gold Star Lesbians?
We all know at least one. A lucky girl who knew before she hit puberty that she was going to be a lady lover. Saving her years of awkward sexual relationships with the wrong gender before coming to the conclusion that she was never meant to find her Prince in shining armor. But instead should [...]