Card Carrying Lesbian … What’s in your wallet?

As you know, my girlfriend has been reactivated in the Marine Corps. So we’ve been trying to fit in as much fun, sex and laughter in this last month as humanly possible before she leaves. Well, the time is almost here so as our one last hurrah, we’re taking a road-trip up to gay mecca, [...]

I wanted to thank all of you who submitted your deepest darkest L Word fantasies for the contest. It was a hard job reading all of those, I must say that some of my readers are very dirty girls! And I couldn’t be prouder! But there could only be 10 winners so here they are:
Winner [...]

Congratulations to another lucky reader, Cathy for her winning submission that snagged her the 5th season of the L WORD! Let’s see who Cathy wants to bone:
There are simply no words to describe how fucking irresistible Bette Porter is. First off, I think the fact that she looks better as she gets OLDER (?!) is [...]

Congratulations to another lucky reader, Becky for winning her very own set of the L WORD season 5 DVD’s. Here’s her submission:
The character that turns me on the most would have to be Carmen. She’s obviously extremely beautiful and sexy, but she’s also smart and grounded. She’s completely capable of committing to a [...]

Our next lucky winner of the L WORD giveaway is lucky “Irish”. Here is her submission:
Alright, I’d love to hit Helena and Dylan at the same time. I love the scene in I forget what season at Helena’s beach house. It seemed so real….blah. Aside from that because I’d love to have my [...]

Well one of my wonderful readers, Judith was not only the first to submit for this contest, she is also our first winner! Here is what she wrote:
How fun! I’m going to say Jodi. Besides the obvious fact that she’s fucking hot, I think her personality seals the deal. She’s open, she’s not afraid to [...]

“THE L WORD returns to DVD with THE COMPLETE FIFTH SEASON on October 21ST in a collectible 4-disc set. DVD includes all 12 dramatic and deliciously provocative Fifth season episodes from Showtime’s successful long-running series featuring all the beauty, chaos and complexities of a group of women who inhabit Los Angeles’ lesbian community plus behind-the-scenes [...]

After my adventures in Palm Springs with a bunch of crazy, yet lovable butches and a few naked gay men thrown in for good measure I managed to make it back to LA in time to head to Ripples with my gf.
Before we got there, Remi informed me that there was a small chance we [...]

Due to a family emergency (which would be the fact that my brother’s an idiot) I ended up in Palm Springs. After helping him out I called a friend that I had met the last time I was in the desert.
Her name is Joe (her real name at her request). I met Joe and a [...]

Ties on girls.
Short hair with a lot of product in it.
Confident, little dykes with mad game.
Androgynous girls.
Lap dances that lead to inappropriate PDA.
Road trips.
Sex while driving. (While I’m driving, since I’m coordinated like that.)
Hats on chicks.
Butches.
Tombois.
Confused Femmes who think they’re straight.
Stealing a girl from a boy.
Sex up against a wall in a crowded club.
Pseudo [...]

Everyone accepts with little less then a shrug, that a lot of straight girls are suddenly bi when you get them sufficiently liquored up. But the earth stops spinning when a died in the wool lesbian gets outed as having bi tendencies when she’s totally hammered.
A straight male friend of mine in Australia recently told [...]

The following are actual comments either said to me or by me:
“Wow, your tongues a lot longer than I thought!”
“Err … sorry I groped your girlfriend … is she mad at me?” (This one was told to my gf)
“Damn it! Just let go! I can’t get your pants off if you don’t let go!”
“Get your [...]

I’ve had a few good friends of mine get their feathers ruffled over some of the less than kind words from readers, left via comments. I’ve been asked several times, “Why don’t you delete those comments?”
Well, I don’t delete them because I don’t believe in censorship. I will publish any comment no matter how many [...]

Or, just get drunk and spill your guts.
I’ve always considered myself lucky not be burdened with any feelings of jealousy, guilt or remorse. I know, I know … I sound like a sociopath. I’ve actually been accused of being one. But I don’t think I am. Especially not since getting with my girlfriend.
One night she [...]

So a few of you may have read some of the less then flattering comments left by a reader who calls herself SrfrGirl. Well as you can guess there’s some history between us. Since she felt it was appropriate to call me out on my own blog, I feel it’s appropriate that I respond in [...]

The answer is a resounding “Yes.”
My gf and I are constantly laughing our asses off together. We dork around to the point that by the end of the night, the mood is much less, “Let’s get it on” and much more, “Dude, where’s my car.”
She recently complained about not ‘getting enough’ and part [...]

I’d just like to say, for the record that my girlfriend is no longer wondering why we don’t have sex more often. In fact, she had to stay home tonight to catch up on her sleep. Not that I blame her, I didn’t let her put her clothes back on till that weird guy with [...]

Last Friday was the best birthday I’ve ever had and it’s all thanks to Remi. This is why girls are so much better than boys. They have the capacity to plan months in advance. A sweet little note that I know will embarrass her that I’m telling you, but I’m going to anyway, is that [...]

So as you know it was my birthday last Friday. Sorry that it took me so long to document the weekend for your reading pleasure but let’s just say that it was so damn good, it’s taken me this long to recover.
Alright then … let’s get down to the business of catching you up. This [...]

A very good friend of mine sent this to me from the East Coast and it was so sweet I had to put it up. Thanks J.L. xoxo

Yikes. I just read my own damn post about my gf complaining about not enough sex. Even though she swore later I misunderstood her.
But reading it in black and white I can see her point. Two or three times a week?!!! That just can’t be accurate! And if it is, it’s about to change.
I guess [...]

The other night I was hanging with my gf after a particular painful night at the gym. I was pretty beat, sore and hungry. After a few hours of hanging out, I failed to jump her bones at the appropriate moment. Partly because she had said something extremely stupid a few hours earlier (which I [...]

Now don’t get too excited. It’s not as naughty as it sounds, although it definitely had the potential to be.
Last night my gorgeous friend Nica invited me out to a lovely dinner where the wine was almost as good as my view. As soon as we were seated and Nica removed her coat, my eyes [...]

Okee dokee … as we all know I’m a dyke and I do dykey things. I like guns, I like cars, I like to wear OD green too much and I have several pairs of “official lesbian shorts” aka plaid and or cargo shorts that are too long for a straight girl to ever be [...]

Last night my girl and I were frequenting our (only) local gay dive bar in Redondo Beach called the Dolphin. It’s a little hole in the wall place with the charm of a neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name, even the tranny sprawling out on the pool table trying to look seductive.
We stumbled in [...]

OMG!!! Instant messaging with your ex, days after getting with your new girlfriend? Not the best idea. Who knew?
How can Mr. be mad at me when the whole time we were “dating” I wanted to be with her but she didn’t want a real relationship?! Yet now that I’m with someone else, she’s on her [...]

OK, so after all the deliberating and drama inherently involved in all lesbian relationships, I took the plunge. It’s official. Yep, the Marine and I are happily coupled up. In spite of the fact that she’s getting deployed in exactly two months, I decided it was better to live fully in the present moment and [...]

With 8 weeks to go until Proposition 8 comes to a vote in the State of California, in effort to strike down the measure we call all members of the LGBT community and their supporters to take action with us!
We need your help to put a face on the lives of those that this proposition [...]

One of the joys in my life is not only contending with the fact that the women I date read my blog and therefor are well aware of how thoroughly fucked up I can be. But their friends also read my blog. Which leaves me open to a whole new level of critique.
We all know [...]

So one of my readers, Donna, left a comment: “I’m getting the impression that lesbians are having orgies in the Army. In Iraq in the Army. Aren’t they busy trying not to get killed?”

Well since we all know I’m not the one in the military, god forbid this card carrying lesbian signs up for a [...]

I am allergic to commitment. Well, maybe not commitment as much as monogamy. As most of you know, I am notorious for my short lived, albeit passionate dalliances. However, recently I’ve been trying something new. It’s called being an adult in an a mature and healthy relationship. We aren’t “together” yet, in the wear my [...]

Something funny happened when she told me, “I didn’t expect to fall for you so fast.” I could barely hear her over the music and the crowd of pretty gay boys packed into the Abbey as if it were the only place in West Hollywood that night. When she said that, I felt like the [...]

Every time I go into Whole Foods the check out girls are always very friendly. But last night was exceptional. I was in Whole Foods with Mr. and she had just bought me a little thing of organic perfume, Mediterranean Fig, when the checker girl … a cute little suicide girl wannabe exclaimed, “Ooooh I [...]

In response to a few emails about me leaving you guys hanging, sans any juicy updates … all I can say without causing myself any real romantic harm is this: The worst thing I ever did was date women who knew about this blog! It’s pretty hard to be brutally honest about all the stupid [...]

It has come to my attention from several sources, including that of my own personal opinion that the “other girl” has far outgrown that oversimplified pseudonym. After several rather mind-blowing dates she definitely deserves a new alias for future references in my simple little blog. But what shall I call her?
The girl ? Ummm maybe [...]

As you may have read a few days ago, I met Taylor, the bi-curious school teacher late one night at the corner store. After helping her move her furniture in the middle of the night she quickly turned into more of a problem than I would have hoped for.
My first mistake was introducing her to [...]

A few months ago I went out on a date with a woman who I met online. We hit it off right away via email and telephone conversations, but we all know how little that means until you meet each other face to face. Many would-be love affairs have fallen by the wayside the instant [...]

We all know at least one. A lucky girl who knew before she hit puberty that she was going to be a lady lover. Saving her years of awkward sexual relationships with the wrong gender before coming to the conclusion that she was never meant to find her Prince in shining armor. But instead should [...]

Last week I couldn’t sleep due to an overwhelming urge for a Butterfinger candy bar. So around midnight I made my way down my block to my corner 7 11. As I walked in I immediately noticed this super hot chick surrounded by 3 guys. Obviously I had walked in on the end of a [...]

Last Friday I decided to celebrate our country’s independence by taking two of my closest, newly single gal pals to Ripples (Deborah’s on Fridays) to get trashed and lucky if we were lucky. Let me just say that nothing quite kicks off an evening of getting over your ex quite the same way as [...]

Last Thursday night my girls and I made the trek out to WeHo to check out East West. I had read in a little lesbian magazine that this was the place to go rub shoulders with a better class of ladies. Hmph. We shall see … and see we did.
We got there a little early, [...]

This just in: I think my mom still thinks this whole gay thing may be just a phase.
Tonight I was drinking a glass of wine and telling my mom about all the drama my friends and I seem to find ourselves in lately.  Frustrated and a little tipsy I asked, “Do you think I’ll ever [...]

Last night at Taco Tuesday my friends and I were lamenting over the seemingly, depressing pool of single women within the lesbian community. Well, at least in our little neck of the woods.
I declared, “We must find new blood! We’re ALL single at the same time and we MUST find some new women!”
To which [...]

In my most recent post blog I asked you, the reader to share your opinion on NSA relationships. While a few of you went beyond the call of duty and made your comments a bit more personal than I had hoped for, a couple of you were kind enough to give me your honest opinion.
Which [...]

A while ago a reader named Donna left this comment:
I think the 20-something lesbians of today are - or are trying to be - the equivalents of the gay men of the 70s. i missed out on all that since I’m now 40, and I’m glad for that.
Which made me wonder, do we fuck too [...]

I wonder what weight people actually place on the myspace relationship status thingy? If it reads “single” vs “in a relationship” does that affect whether or not you send them an add request? If it reads “swinger” do you think you have a better shot at getting lucky? Or do think, “Eeeewwww …. my [...]

It’s one thing to blog about yourself and confess all the countless reasons that you are unsuitable for “in a relationship” status. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting when one of your “victims” leaves a biting, yet true comment on said blog confirming your less than ideal view of yourself.
I won’t apologize for anything [...]

I thought that when I started dating butch women that things would be easier, clearer in some ways. That perhaps some semblance of psuedo-gender roles might be in place, making it easier to navigate through the single scene if I knew who did what when.
But no such luck. Not only does it not clarify my [...]

Yesterday was my very first porn convention. I was lucky enough to be the date of my amazingly beautiful friend, Nica who runs Sweet Heart Video.
The adult entertainment industry is really a whole other world. As I carefully embark on what could be a new career field, working behind the scenes in “lesbian erotica” I [...]

So as some of you may know working as a freelance writer has it’s ups and downs. Even when you sell an article it’s weeks before you see a dime on all your hard work. There are other ways to whore my art out … copywriting, ghostwriting, you get the point.  All of which I [...]