Last night my girl and I were frequenting our (only) local gay dive bar in Redondo Beach called the Dolphin. It’s a little hole in the wall place with the charm of a neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name, even the tranny sprawling out on the pool table trying to look seductive. We stumbled [...]
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Had to Change my MySpace Status
OK, so after all the deliberating and drama inherently involved in all lesbian relationships, I took the plunge. It’s official. Yep, the Marine and I are happily coupled up. In spite of the fact that she’s getting deployed in exactly two months, I decided it was better to live fully in the present moment and [...]
Lesbians and their Lesbian Friends
One of the joys in my life is not only contending with the fact that the women I date read my blog and therefor are well aware of how thoroughly fucked up I can be. But their friends also read my blog. Which leaves me open to a whole new level of critique. We all [...]
Orgies In Iraq & Dating a Marine
So one of my readers, Donna, left a comment: “I’m getting the impression that lesbians are having orgies in the Army. In Iraq in the Army. Aren’t they busy trying not to get killed?” Well since we all know I’m not the one in the military, god forbid this card carrying lesbian signs up for [...]
I’m not a cheater, but ….
I am allergic to commitment. Well, maybe not commitment as much as monogamy. As most of you know, I am notorious for my short lived, albeit passionate dalliances. However, recently I’ve been trying something new. It’s called being an adult in an a mature and healthy relationship. We aren’t “together” yet, in the wear my [...]
The Abbey
Something funny happened when she told me, “I didn’t expect to fall for you so fast.” I could barely hear her over the music and the crowd of pretty gay boys packed into the Abbey as if it were the only place in West Hollywood that night. When she said that, I felt like the [...]
Not exactly an update
In response to a few emails about me leaving you guys hanging, sans any juicy updates … all I can say without causing myself any real romantic harm is this: The worst thing I ever did was date women who knew about this blog! It’s pretty hard to be brutally honest about all the stupid [...]
The “other girl”
It has come to my attention from several sources, including that of my own personal opinion that the “other girl” has far outgrown that oversimplified pseudonym. After several rather mind-blowing dates she definitely deserves a new alias for future references in my simple little blog. But what shall I call her? The girl ? Ummm [...]
So You Didn’t Read My Warning Label, Huh?
It’s one thing to blog about yourself and confess all the countless reasons that you are unsuitable for “in a relationship” status. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t sting when one of your “victims” leaves a biting, yet true comment on said blog confirming your less than ideal view of yourself. I won’t apologize for [...]
Salvage Title Lesbians
On the car lot of lesbian dating there are the “New” lesbians. Those would be your typical baby dykes. Newly out and/or young enough not have been ruined by repeated heartbreaks and Prozac. Then there are the “Certified Pre-Owned” lesbians. Your Certified Pre-Owned Lesbian comes to you in impeccable condition, inspected by technicians using a [...]
Warning: Damaged Dyke …. U-TURN AHEAD
I recently made friends with a pretty cool woman. We even talked on the phone late into the night a few times. Gasp! What’s this? I actually spoke on the phone??? I know! That should tell you how much I like her. Since anyone who even remotely knows me, knows that I don’t do phones. [...]
Lesbians and Height: The Last Prejudice
Even if you won’t admit it, I will. I’m prejudice. I’m prejudice against short girls and very very tall girls. But only if I plan on dating them. As if lesbians don’t have enough to worry about when it comes to finding love, one thing that a lot of us look at is how tall [...]
Top 10 Reasons You’ll WANT to Date Me.
Another oldie but goodie … it’s crazy reading these old blogs that were written B.R. (Before Remi) 1) 2) 3) Oh man, who am I kidding? I’ve got bupkis. I sat down tonight and tried to think of a list of reasons why someone would want to date me, to you know … ease the [...]
11 Reasons NOT to Date Me
(Pulled this one up from the archives. My my how things have changed! Remi has really transformed every part of my life for the better.) Maybe I should have posted this earlier, but better late than later. (Slight disclaimer: For the right girl I might be willing to work a bit on 1,2,7 & 8 [...]