Card Carrying Lesbian … What’s in your wallet?

When two women agree on a no strings attached, friends with benefits, don’t ask don’t tell policy attached to their pseudo relationship/”we’re only friends” friendship; what does that say about them?
Does that say that one or both of them are:

Cheaters looking for an easy, almost honest way to keep sleeping around?
Incapable of commitment?
Too horny [...]

Getting involved with emotionally unavailable women.
Yep, I’m sooo guilty of that it’s not even funny. But when I look at it from a deeper perspective I’m forced to admit that part of the reason I’m attracted to these emotionally distant women is because I’m as unavailable and cold as they are. If not more.
Not that [...]

I don’t know if this is a lesbian thing or not? Maybe it’s a lesser version of the U-haul syndrome but whatever it is, we need to find a cure.
When you go out on a date with a girl, you are not automatically “dating”. Likewise, when you are “dating” someone, you are not automatically “together” [...]

From my experiences in the straight world and the lesbian world I’ve noticed something diametrically opposed to one another. Well, at least for myself. When I was dating boys, I thought the fewer men I was with the better. I really kept my numbers low and I was very proud of that fact.
However in the [...]

Desire is something that should be almost irresistible. When you meet someone that you just have to have, you just have to touch, to kiss, to be with … it should be almost painful to abstain from any of those things.
But what about when you meet someone who makes you laugh, makes you feel comfortable [...]

Tonight at our weekly “club” meeting I was immersed in a deep conversation with my girlfriends about why lesbians seem to be able to form closer, more truthful friendships with one another than our straight counterparts.
To avoid the inevitable repercussions of accidentally misquoting any of my friends I will stick strictly to my own opinions [...]

Chemistry is a cruel science. Sometimes no matter how many things are on the plus side of the column, if that instant physical connection isn’t there, you’re doomed.
Then you have to look at all those pluses and ask yourself, “Is this worth the possible heartache in exchange for what could be an amazing friendship?”
The [...]

On the car lot of lesbian dating there are the “New” lesbians. Those would be your typical baby dykes. Newly out and/or young enough not have been ruined by repeated heartbreaks and Prozac.
Then there are the “Certified Pre-Owned” lesbians.
Your Certified Pre-Owned Lesbian comes to you in impeccable condition, inspected by technicians using a checklist [...]

I recently made friends with a pretty cool woman. We even talked on the phone late into the night a few times. Gasp! What’s this? I actually spoke on the phone??? I know! That should tell you how much I like her. Since anyone who even remotely knows me, knows that I don’t do phones. [...]

A new friend of mine mentioned that she thought I was somewhat obsessed with my dogs. She may have come to this conclusion after reading #3 on my list of reasons not to date me. Her comment made me pause as I pondered where the line between love and obsession is when it comes to [...]

Even if you won’t admit it, I will. I’m prejudice. I’m prejudice against short girls and very very tall girls. But only if I plan on dating them.
As if lesbians don’t have enough to worry about when it comes to finding love, one thing that a lot of us look at is how tall she [...]

Honestly, I think bipolar chicks get a bad rap. Every time some girl goes all fatal attraction and makes bunny stew, she gets labeled, “That crazy bipolar bitch.” What the hell? I would like to take a moment here and say that there is a difference between psychotic sociopaths and bipolar disorder.
Here’s a quick checklist [...]

A friend of ours is having a BBQ this weekend for his birthday. So I thought I’d do a little social experiment and see if I could find a date on Craigslist! Last night I posted a simple little ad explaining the situation and a picture of me in my cowboy hat. Honestly I didn’t [...]

After accidentally blurting out my alleged ties to a particular family, i.e. the Lipstick Mafia I received a number of inquiries desiring more details. While my lawyer advises that I say as little as possible and admit to nothing, I was able to dig up some information for inquiring minds.
Lip·stick Ma·fi·a aka Lesbian Mafia
-noun

a [...]

Maybe I should have posted this earlier, but better late than later.
(Slight disclaimer: For the right girl I might be willing to work a bit on 1,2,7 & 8 …. well, probably not 2. But the rest depends on you.)
1. I’m emotionally distant … I’ve been called cold on more than one [...]

A few days ago a woman who reads my blog on a regular basis sent me an email on myspace. Here’s what it said:
Hi, I read your blog everyday at work. I was curious about what you might look like so I sent you add request on here. Obviously. I don’t know what to say [...]

Admit it, you have one too. A close friend who you’ve known forever, you guys talk about everything, you go out and cruise for chicks together. You cry on her shoulder and she cries on yours and you totally want to know what it’s like to sleep with her. In spite of obvious sexual tension [...]

Throughout the years there is a phrase that everyone who gets to know me well enough has uttered more than once, “You look like a girl but you think like a dude.”
When a girl starts talking and telling me about her day, an amazing thing happens. I go partially deaf and can only hear a [...]

We all know one, a Super Lesbian. A girl who’s got it all together and keeps everyone else’s crap together too. There’s one in every group, the mother, the savior, the hero, the master chef and master builder all rolled into one. Our group has one too. I’ll call her Jeanine.
Jeanine is a Super [...]

What’s up with the mini-me versions of lesbian girlfriends? I know I’m not the only one who’s noticed that quite a few lesbian couples sort of look like long lost twins of one another. Not that there’s anything wrong with this. I’m not saying that there’s anything Freudian about wanting to make love to [...]