The other morning when I went out to get the mail I was pleasantly surprised to see a Christmas card from Remi’s parents. Oh how sweet I thought. I opened it up and read it to Remi over the phone. “Awwwwww” was both of our responses.
But later I was copying her parents address into my address book when I realized how the envelope was addressed:
Remi and Sasha
“Our” home address
Holy fuck!!!
I’ve never been part of an “and” before on mail! This was the first “couple mail” I’ve ever received and I sure as hell am not used to having the same address as my girlfriend. Whoa. It took me a minute to absorb the gravity of the situation.
In an attempt to calm myself down I called Remi who then laughingly told me that her sister was going to address our card to:
Remi and Sasha (insert Remi’s last name here)
As if we’re married! Hahaha very funny to play with the commitment phobic couple.
But if that’s not bad enough, why does everyone assume I’m the wife!?
I know, we’d both be “the wife” if we were married, but you know what I mean. Somehow I automatically get relegated to “wifey status.” WTF??
Just because I like to bake when I’m upset does not mean I’m anyone’s wifey.
Ughhhh you know I’m just venting.
I actually adore her family and think they’re hilarious. Remi reminds me every once in a while that they wouldn’t tease me if they didn’t like me. It’s ok, I can take it. 
I’m waiting to hear about your New Year’s Eve debacle–and I *know* you must’ve had some sort of New Year’s Eve debacle–#1 I need to be entertained, and #2 so I can feel better about being old and stuffy and stick in the mudish.
Let’s hear it! Your readers are depending on you
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Sasha, You’re killing me, but softly. Please blog because I’m going through “CCL Withdrawl”. Tell us what Remi has said to you these past few weeks. Also, any progress on the floors ? What happened on New Year’s ?
Hey Sasha, where are you?? Write something! Anything!!!! WTF??? You know we love you.
Thanks for the chuckle! your comments on being an “and” was hilarious.
I needed the laugh
hahahahaha!!!!!!!!! wifey.