Murano for my birthday 
Last Friday was the best birthday I’ve ever had and it’s all thanks to Remi. This is why girls are so much better than boys. They have the capacity to plan months in advance. A sweet little note that I know will embarrass her that I’m telling you, but I’m going to anyway, is that she arranged to have the weekend of my birthday off from work a couple months ago which is: a) pretty fucking romantic, since b) we weren’t even together yet, and c) pretty cocky of her too, since we weren’t together yet, shows how sure of herself she is. But either way, it worked.
First of all, she showed up at my house sporting a totally new look! One that I had been begging her to try out. She cut her hair for me! And she looked hot. Here she was standing in front of me with super short, spiky hair (which I totally dig on girls) and a tie! If you only knew what a turn on it is for me when girls have short hair and wear ties!!!! Ahhhhh …. basically I’m already half way there and by there, you know what I mean.
Then we were off for dinner. Where she wouldn’t tell me. But after maneuvering her way through LA traffic on the 405, we ended up at Murano. A beautiful restaurant on Melrose in West Hollywood. Dinner was delicious and the ambience was gorgeous. It didn’t hurt that Hayden Panettiere (the hot little cheerleader for Heroes) was sitting at the next table. What’s a night out in LA without your obligatory celebrity sighting, to which of course you ignore. Because really who cares? I was having a wonderful dinner with my wonderful gf. Life is good.
After dinner we meandered down the street to Girl Bar for a little comedy show and cocktails. Later three of her super hot Marine friends drove up from Camp Pendleton to help me bring in a another year of being a proud lesbian! Seriously though let me digress for a moment. Had I realized the level of hotness that the Marine Corps brings in with their females I would have enlisted right out of college.
We had Remi’s best friend, the Amazon Marine. She’s 5ft8, long blond hair and gorgeous blue eyes. Then there’s the Amazon’s girlfriend, an equally gorgeous blond that can shake it on the dance floor like you have never seen a white girl shake it. She puts the go-go dancers to shame. This night they brought up a single friend I had never met before. A cute ass little Asian/Island girl that was so hot I knew instantly she wasn’t going to need my wingwoman skills to get laid that night. Basically all she’d have to do was point at someone, anyone and they’d follow her home. Which is what eventually happened.
At some point, the Amazon brought up my blog on her phone so they could all read it. They laughed and pointed at the part where I wrote, “So, now we’re off to have sex in a dark corner of GirlBar to celebrate my birthday today!!!”
What’s a girl to do? I can’t let my readers down …. so I grabbed Remi, our drinks and we found a dark corner. There’s a nice little corner section in the back with couches and Amazon and her girl came with us. Marine’s are crazy. For a while there I really thought it was going to turn into an orgy. I even have some photographic evidence of that fact, but since she’s still in the corps, I think I’ll keep those under lock and key.
At some point they left us alone to go get more drinks and before I knew it, Remi and I were keeping the promise about getting laid at Girl Bar. Much to the embarrassment of some Asians sitting next to us who quickly left us alone.
A bouncer came by, but turned on his heel and left us alone to finish what we had started.
The couches were fun but the real fun would be had up against the wall in full view of anyone who glanced our way. Let me just say that Girl Bar is fucking awesome and their staff is cool as hell. No one said anything and not once did a flashlight wielding bouncer ruin the birthday nookie. They just smiled and kept on walking.
We left the club happy and drunk. But not as drunk as the Amazon who had to be carried out by her gf, my gf and two bouncers trying to make sure they didn’t all fall down the stairs. Not that they minded helping sexy, drunk girls get out ok.
Well, my birthday celebration wasn’t even close to being over. But the private celebration that followed can not be tactfully blogged about without getting a XXX rating. Let’s just say that Remi decided to give me what I’ve been begging for and I think she liked it as much, if not more than I did.
People never know what they’re capable of until they push the limits … and push it, she did.
Mmmmmm …. now that was a very happy birthday!
I want to hear about the XXX after party! Come on Sasha, you spill the beans about everything else, you can’t leave us hanging on the good parts.
Wow, your girlfriend sounds really sweet.
It’s me again, does Remi have a sister??
LOL … yea, I want to know if Remi has a sister too! Hopefully she’s the straight version. lol
I guess I owe you a birthday present. I know just what you like.
People don’t change jihan so I hope “Remi” knows what she”s getting into with you. Do you treat her like you treated me? You’re probably as big a bitch as you ever were. I almost feel bad for your gf she sounds like a nice person.