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IKEA & Lesbian Porn

I didn’t see this particular shelf at IKEA. Although it is reminiscent of some of their wall units that I can never really trust won’t come crashing down on my head in the middle of the night. What is it about lesbians and IKEA? …. One day a friend sent me this text, “Looking through the IKEA catalogue during a work meeting. It’s like porn for lesbians and I’m trying not to cum in front of my boss while looking at this sexy yet affordable dining set.”

OK, so I’m not that into IKEA but I would be lying if I didn’t admit that about 75% of our furniture came from there and I’m not ashamed to admit it! 
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12 Responses to “IKEA & Lesbian Porn”

  1. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 1:59 am #

    Whoever does not find the female body beautiful has never seen all the photos Sasha finds for CCL! Hummm do you secretly work for IKEA finding them such sexy pics too? (No worries I am some freaky peeve lol checking out late night ( 2am) hot pics lol just had a party here and my friends just all now left.)

  2. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 2:02 am #

    LOL typo- I meant to add “NOT some….” LOL

  3. Sasha
    January 29, 2012 at 2:04 am #

    Ooh a party?! Hope it was fun!

  4. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 2:13 am #

    Yes I really needed to just say screw everything and throw a huge Italian home-style feast (like my mama did back in the day) for my friends in my new home so I did. I wish you and Remi could have come. Only thing now I’m wide awake. hehe

  5. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 2:27 am #

    Young Butch- With this post it looks like you and your eyeballs should get a job at IKEA. hehe (reference to YB eyeball comment on my recent poem corner post)

  6. Matt
    January 29, 2012 at 2:40 am #

    I must be going to the wrong Ikea. I never see beautiful naked ladies laying on shelves or anything. Just dirty old men trying out the beds.

  7. Rexie
    January 29, 2012 at 2:42 am #

    Jaz – I am so glad that you are settling into your new home. Throwing yourself a housewarming is a great example of self-love. Hope the warm energy of friends and food (of the italian mama sort) lingers.

  8. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 2:54 am #

    Thanks Rexie! Now if one of my friends hadn’t drank the entire bottle of my going away vino that I was given from my previous neighbor…it’s all good she was happy. (Honestly I have not thought about the old apt attack nightmare in the last 3 weeks :) and after 4 years of thinking about it -since I still lived in the same place- THAT a huge forward step- huge. :) ) Happy night Rexie :)
    Back to topic- IKEA is going to hit the Google search records now. hehe Yeah the IKEA near here is definitely in lacking in naked woman photos- so sexy!

  9. RadDyke
    January 29, 2012 at 9:47 am #

    Whoa. Cool shelf. My little sis is an interior designer, and if you let her, she’d LIVE in Ikea. She’s dragged me into it once or twice…I think there’s a such things as too many choices!!!!

  10. Jazmenha
    January 29, 2012 at 12:43 pm #

    I think the amount of furniture there is overwhelming. Our IKEA is in a very very poor part of town where people are genuinely struggling just to get through so honestly I stopped going because it broke my heart to see people on outside the walls with ” nothing” and then rooms full of nicely decorated empty rooms. Fancy homes encased from the homeless. I know its a department store this is just a weird thing I’ve always had. When I was little I use to ask mom to buy extra socks and underware for the homeless outside the dept stores because “it is just sitting on the shelf getting dusty and they don’t have any” and then I’d get all upset. Some things never change I still think like that- humm example my job. ;) Though I do like IKEA and I like it even more they have those pics ;) happy day everyone!

  11. Saphy
    January 30, 2012 at 8:39 pm #

    haha, I just got my Ikea fix yesterday with a new dresser.

  12. young butch
    February 4, 2012 at 11:13 am #

    sexy pic there my eyeballs are happier every time i come to ccl

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