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Is it possible to laugh your way out of sex?

The answer is a resounding “Yes.”

My gf and I are constantly laughing our asses off together. We dork around to the point that by the end of the night, the mood is much less, “Let’s get it on” and much more, “Dude, where’s my car.”

She recently complained about not ‘getting enough’ and part of my defense is maybe she should be less of a smart ass on nights she wants to get laid.

I don’t know about you but for me, foreplay starts as soon as she picks me up for our date. It’s in the way she opens the door for me. The way she looks at me. The conversation, the feel of her hand at the small of my back as we walk into a restaurant. The intensity of the orgasms later that evening are building up with every gesture, every secret glance we share all night long.

It doesn’t just begin and end at the end of the night when we finally find some dark corner of the world to be alone. It’s a compilation of the entire evening and the mood that we create together. So when that mood happens to be laughing, snorting and making fun of each other relentlessly … the end result is not always the bow chica bow wow effect we’d like it to be.

Huh. Go figure: Two women and at least one of them needs the mood to be right. That one would be me.

Since apparently there is no bad time for her to get it on. But as it turns out, comedy is not exactly an aphrodisiac to my delicate sensibilities (cough cough, trying not to choke on my own sarcasm) but honestly; if you’re trying to get my panties off by the end of the night … at some point, you need to switch from goofy to suave and I promise, I’ll be as easy as you’ve heard.

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4 Responses to “Is it possible to laugh your way out of sex?”

  1. NoOne
    October 19, 2008 at 5:56 pm #

    Maybe I’m getting old but you girls sure sound like you’re having a hell of a lot more sex than me and my friends. What are you complaining about exactly?

  2. Txgal
    October 20, 2008 at 10:36 am #

    I agree with you Sasha. It always helps when you’re made to feel extra special throughout the evening and not just at the end. A very good point.

  3. J.Lengle
    October 21, 2008 at 5:05 pm #

    What did you call me the other day….hum “A Charmer” So now I just need to work on becoming “Suave” Ha Ha ;)

  4. queen
    November 1, 2008 at 5:27 am #

    are you wearin panties now sash?

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