After the debacle that was Remi and Sunny’s Excellent Adventure down in Dinah Shore, she totally owed me a day where we did only Sasha friendly activities. Since I got to choose, I made her take me to my favorite vegetarian restaurant and then spend the rest of the night perusing our three local bookstores.
Yep you read that right. With the choice between driving down to Dinah and going to the white party or spending the evening among aisles and aisles of books, I chose the latter. What can I say? I just wasn’t in the mood to party. Not to mention that I was still mad at her and I know myself well enough to know that given half a chance to act out and flirt with other women just to piss her off and I probably would have done it. I may have been mad at her but I wasn’t ready to throw our relationship away over one night. So we stuck close to home.
We were wondering around Borders when we came upon the gay and lesbian section. All one shelf of it, when I saw it. A diminutive little book, peaking out from all the others that towered above it. But it’s big white letters caught my attention: Lesbian Sex. I grabbed it up and opened it up to a random page and there before our eyes were two, not bad looking naked babes in some super hot, contorted lesbian sex act.
Alright. The night just got better.
We grabbed it, looked around like two little kids afraid of getting caught with a Playboy and found the nearest empty corner to flip through the book.
The book is actually titled, Lesbian Sex: 101 Lovemaking Positions
If you look closely you’ll see why I never bothered picking up this book before. I always thought it was Lesbian Sex:101.
Like lesbian sex for beginners or remedial learners. I had never noticed that 101 wasn’t the level, it was the number of positions which I might add are pretty well illustrated by two completely naked women.
Before I get any smart ass comments about how I should know all of these already or how YOU know way more then a 101 positions and you don’t need any lame book let me say this: First of all, it’s true, not all of these positions were new. My girl and I have done most of them already. But I’d be lying if seeing them done by two beautiful strangers didn’t make me want to do them again. And there were a few that we just hadn’t thought of yet.
So after we just couldn’t take looking at them anymore without actually duplicating them right there in Border’s we bought the book and decided we needed to make one more stop on our way home to a local “toy store.”
After making what would later prove to be an excellent purchase we headed home.
So while the full book review ofLesbian Sex: 101 Lovemaking Positions
WTF?!?!? I NEED THIS BOOK!!!
I wanna do # 77, then 50, then #30 then #82 to you but that’s just a warm up.
As you can I see, I have the book already.
Whowza lady, I too have this book and I just looked up #77, 50, 30 and 82. Carrie, do you know Sasha is in a relationship? I’m sure you do. So you’re way out there with your comments. But whatever man, I’m sure your methods are working as well as you deserve them too.
If I were your girl this shit would drive me nuts.
“If you look closely you’ll see why I never bothered picking up this book before. I always thought it was Lesbian Sex:101.
Like lesbian sex for beginners or remedial learners. I had never noticed that 101 wasn’t the level, it was the number of positions which I might add are pretty well illustrated by two completely naked women.
” —- had me laughing so much I snorted. I think I’m redmedial though so that’s probably not that funny if you think about it. More sad really? Oh well, just found your blog after Dinah, someone gave me your card and this is good shit.