So a few of you may have read some of the less then flattering comments left by a reader who calls herself SrfrGirl. Well as you can guess there’s some history between us. Since she felt it was appropriate to call me out on my own blog, I feel it’s appropriate that I respond in kind. So here we go …
Hey SrfrGirl, if this is who I think it is and I know it is. Bite me.
You hated my sick little puppy and bitched and moaned about not getting enough time with me because I had to take care of him so that he wouldn’t die! What kind of person acts like that!? I feel bad over some things I did when we dated, but not that bad when I remember what a selfish, horrible person you ended up being. I wish I could talk to your gf so I could warn her!
Oh and by the way, all the things I wouldn’t or couldn’t do with you like: cuddling, seeing you more than once or twice a week, actually being able to have sex with you without being drunk? Yea, those things that you wanted and I couldn’t give you. Well I give them to her. I give them to Remi without even having to think about it.
Huh. Guess it wasn’t me after all. I just hadn’t found the right girl.
Apparently being with the right girl magically transformed me from an ass who’ll hit and quit it faster than you can say, “Hold me” into a hopeless romantic that can’t stand to go more than a day without seeing my girlfriend.
Oh, and that whole, “I don’t cuddle” line I used to use on you all the time …. yea, total lie now! It turns out I love that shit! Who knew?!! But you can thank Remi for that, since she’s the one that turned me into a lesbian that cuddles and talks about her feelings. If I weren’t so fucking happy with her, I’d gag. But I am, so deal with it.
I hope you really are happy with your new girlfriend because I know I am.
I also hope that unlike me, she doesn’t have any pesky responsibilities like elderly parents that need to be cared for once in a while, or any sick little animals she’s nursing back to health. I really hope for her sake that you’re the only thing in the whole world that has her attention because we both know what a selfish, mean spirited person you can be when you don’t get all the time you think you deserve.
So do us both a favor and have one of your smarter friends put a parental lock on your computer so they can block my blog. That way next time you’re tempted to torture yourself by reading about my awesome, praise worthy sex life, you won’t be able to.
By the way, I saw your ex too. She should have come over and said hi to Remi and I. Unlike you, I know how to be polite in public places and don’t go around slapping people. Which by the way would be nothing less then freaking hilarious for you to try again.
Alrighty then. Good luck in your life. I wish you nothing less then the best. But stay off my blog … or don’t actually, at least you gave me something to write about today. Thanks for that.
Sasha…
I gotta admit…SrfrGirl has to have some sort of program that blows her computer up when you post a blog. WHAT THE HELL kind of crazy chicks did you used to….USED to date?! Hold on to Remi!! Sounds like a great one….SrfrGirl…not so much!
I hate you. I really fucking hate you. Stay out of my neighborhood I don’t want to run into you.
LOLOL … ummm yea, about that whole, “your neighborhood” thing, not gonna fly. I was born and raised here, so this is ALL MY NEIGHBORHOOD.
You moved down here for college. So technically, you’re on my turf, SrfrGirl.
OK, I’m done acting like we’re 5. I know you can’t help it but I can. So this is it. Let it be.
YIKES!
Holy shit! um, well sasha, looks like you have your hands full. the funny ass thing is I was at Ripples that night she slapped you. I remember seeing it from across the bar. We all thought there was gonna be a cat fight, but u played it cool and just let it go like it didn’t bother you. LMFAO ahhh good times. Good times. Next time she tries that though I think you aughtta hit her back. At least for my amusement.
Oh don’t worry Frankie, she’s not going to lay a damn hand on my gf!!! You know for someone who is soooo happy with her new woman, you sound a lot like a bitter ex SrfrGirl. Move on. Get over it!!!!
I also witnessed the unspeakable “slapping” that night. I couldn’yt believe my own eyes. I never would have imagined that she could have taken you down in a single slap of the hand. It was like she had the fury of a thousand angry lesbians in her. Like she was a Spartan in that cool movie “300″. It was so cool and hot, I wish that I could see it again.
wow…wicked drama. I so couldn’t deal with that crap. But likely, I wouldn’t have given her the pagespace and responded. Indifference is a powerful personal weapon…and I use it often. You can borrow it anytime you like.
Srfr Girl – I feel badly for you. I mean, get over the past. Although you are attempting to make this chick look bad…you’re just making yourself look pathetic. The people who read her blog (or at least me) could care less.
Ummmmm Windsoft??? Yea, she did NOT take me down. lol. It was more like she almost spilled my drink, but only almost. I don’t hit girls unless we’re on the mat
LMFAO…..You go Sasha!!! Let me also add…when someone is selfish their insecurity level is really low. And by the way wtf were you thinking seeing this one?
Love ya much
My girlfriend turned me on to this site, she also haz a blog. i juz curious to know cuz u seem rel smart about grlz and stuff. but she also found out that i talk to my ex and she posted some made up bs that her ex girlfriend emailed her, which i kno she didnt. anyway i think that she posted that made up stuff to make me jealos and make it seem like people want her and find her attractiv and i dont even think peple that post on her blog or real either. what shuld i do, shuld icall her out? nywayz thought u have some advise since u do
Well shhwwoopp, I’m really curious what your gf’s blog is? Maybe I’ve seen it? If you really don’t think the people are real that post on her blog you could ask to see her stats or to see her admin site, which is like the back office of her blog. When people send in comments, they have to use a real email address and sometimes, even use their own website.
It will probably piss your gf off if you ask her to show you all of this, but it will serve you right if she does and you’re wrong. I’m curious as to why you think she would go through all that trouble to make herself seem wanted to you? Especially if you are already together, obviously you want her, right?
If Remi asked me to see all of that, I would show her in a second. I talk to her about my stats all the time, some days are better then others. But I use my stats to get advertisers on my site. If your gf has ads on her site, chances are that her readers are real. Because businesses don’t place ads on blogs without REAL traffic.
Good luck.
Oh shhwwoopp, one more thing…. a lot of people who comment on my blog are either real life friends, or have become myspace friends. Guess if you’re really stalkerish, you could check out her myspace.