Milla Jovovich Should Go Gay

I fell in love with Milla Jovovich when I was 14 years old and she starred in Return to the Blue Lagoon.

I’ve since fallen for her in almost every movie she’s ever done, except for The Fifth Element.

Her look ranges from ultra femme to downright dykey. Of course, given my penchant for lesbians, I prefer her with short hair.

What got me on my little Milla rant? I just watched Joan of Arc for the first time tonight and found her inexplicably hot after she chopped off all her hair, riding around on a horse in armor. You know me, always a sucker for a knight in shining armor. ;)

Then as if her hotness wasn’t enough, I once saw her barking a song out on The Carson Daly Show. Be still my beating heart: a hot chick with a weird/dorky sense of humor. Hmmmm hmmmm ….. I’ll take that.

10 Responses to “Milla Jovovich Should Go Gay”

  1. liz
    04. Nov, 2009 at 8:21 am #

    She made me drool in the first Resident Evil movie, where she was dressed in this skimpy red nightgown type of thing and the knee-high fuck-me boots.

    The movie is horrible but I’m not embarassed to say I’ve watched it countless times to watch her running around shooting zombies and kicking ass. :)

  2. Erin
    04. Nov, 2009 at 1:44 pm #

    I have love Milla ever since I saw her in Resident Evil.
    She is sooooooooooooooooo gorgeous.

  3. mercurial
    04. Nov, 2009 at 5:25 pm #

    I couldn’t agree more. I’ve always had a crush on this woman.

  4. Rebekah
    05. Nov, 2009 at 2:29 am #

    Milla Jovovich Should Go Gay….you’re about 3 months too late Sasha- you;re memo should of dropped earlier…she just got hitched…………………………

  5. Sasha
    05. Nov, 2009 at 2:56 am #

    Yea well it wouldn’t be the first time a “straight” married woman sees the light and switches canoes mid stream, now would it? ;) She obviously just hasn’t met the right woman yet.

  6. Toni
    05. Nov, 2009 at 2:57 am #

    Ummm u knw what they say: “All girls are straight … until they’re not.”

    Milla just hasn’t met me yet! ;)

  7. edward
    05. Nov, 2009 at 8:44 pm #

    So, I follow several (and by several I mean TONS) of blogs, and while I read everyday I usually refrain from commenting, simply because.. well, that’s a tangent I’m going to go on another time. ANYWAY. Wasn’t sure how else to contact you. Hence the comment.. ok. I’m going to stop rambling now.

    I might be mistaken, but I vaguely remember (referencing a post from like.. a year ago here haha) you saying you were mormon. Anyway, if I’m thinking of someone else you can completely disregard this haha. But I stumbled across this website that essentially is for the vast umbrella of queer individuals who happen to be (or were, or have family that is) mormon. They are kind of like a.. blog / forum / something internet-y.. lol. But even if you don’t join the site they have a lot of links to other support.

    You seem pretty well off :) but if you know of other LGBT individuals that are mormon or come from mormon families, it could be a useful resource to pass along. So, if I remember correctly and you actually are mormon, I thought you might find it interesting to check out.

    peace&love

    oh, and in response to the previous comment by toni, “even spaghetti is straight…. until you get it wet” ;)

  8. Kirby
    09. Nov, 2009 at 3:25 pm #

    No Way! I totally fell in love (well became obsessed with, I didn’t know it was a crush at the time) with Milla Jovovich when I was 14. i couldn’t stop talking about her, my poor parents had to watch the same movies everyday and listen to the same CDs in the car hahaha

    and Toni, we’ll see who gets to her first :P

  9. ExploitedBarmyArmy
    14. Dec, 2009 at 1:01 am #

    I’ve had a thing for her ever since I first saw Resident Evil. Wonderful lady.

  10. Arby
    23. Jun, 2010 at 10:20 pm #

    GOD!!! She’s the HOTTEST little thing on earrrrrrth…I’m a chick who definitely digs this woman. And I guess I’m not the only 1, am I?

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