As you read this, my girlfriend is speeding down the highway with her cute ass little butch friend riding shot-gun, on their way to Dinah Shore …. WITHOUT ME!!!
WTF???
I know huh?
OK, well before you jump to any conclusions this is ALL my fault, as usual. But sticking to my modus operandi I’m not letting that little factoid stand in my way of being butt-hurt and pouting all day long.
A little back story is in order here:
A few months ago I was all hyped up about Dinah. The GF not so much.
Then of course, something in the air switched our positions for no good reason and the closer the date got, the more she wanted to go and the less I wanted to go.
My reasons for not wanting to go are stupid and are as follows: I think Dinah Shore is a great place to get drunk, stupid, kiss a stranger and ruin your relationship. I don’t have anything to wear. I’m trying not to drink and that would be nearly impossible for me if I go. And last but not least …… oh wait, that’s all I’ve got. Baaaaaaahumbug.
Could I be any more of a party pooper? Don’t answer that.
Anyways, I end up trying to be a “good girlfriend” and encourage Remi to go down with some friends. Who I know are all happily coupled off. But I also thought the chances of her actually going were pretty slim. If she was going she said she’d go Friday and if I changed my mind I could go too.
This morning we sleep in because it’s our weekend and after making her coffee (like I do every single morning) I come back in the room and she announces, “So Sunny and I are going down to Dinah Shore. Today.”
Ummmmm …… ok.
“What time?” I ask. Trying desperately to act like I’m OK with this since I should be.
“In like an hour.” Was her response.
An hour!?
No invite to join them. No, “Hey baby ummmm …. let me break this to you gently and then invite you along to make you feel better.”
Nope. None of that.
Just a screeching halt to our morning that was supposed to be spent in bed making up for the last few weeks of not being that close.
I sat there with my coffee, trying not to cry or scream at her since I had absolutely no right to do either.
I told her to go with friends. I told her to have fun without me.
So what is my problem?! And no, it’s not PMS. I wish it were because then I’d have an excuse for my bratty behavior.
I proceed to be short and curt with my answers and then lock her out of the bedroom when she went to take a shower. Stooping as low as sliding her phone to her through the kitty door (yes we have a kitty door on the bedroom door, long story).
As you all already know, Remi has the patience of a saint. Although she did yell at me and I did deserve it. But before she left she spent the last 45 minutes in bed with me making me feel better 
So I sent her off to Dinah Shore with a smile. We might go down tomorrow. But probably not. But knowing that it’s an option makes me feel better.
So that’s my story. My girlfriend is on her way to the biggest lesbian spring break ever … without me. Oh yea, Sunny, her friend and partner in crime for the day is also in a relationship. Which I could look at as a good thing or a bad thing. It’s sort of like a boys night out … not too sure how I feel about that.
I gotta say, I can’t blame you for this one….and, I don’t think you’re boring. I’ve been “off the sauce” since new years…just because I had way too much. I also make my gf espresso every morning…so, your life seems pretty normal to me.
Saying that, there is no way I’d want my hot gf going to a lesbian den like Dinah in her bikini. I know I’m a catch, but I also know she’s one….
In short, as much ego as I’ve got, it would bother the crap out of me.
This is what you do, you email me your digits and then I swoop by and take you to the white party 2mrw night. I have a room at the Wyndham. We can do the pool party and then party all weekend. I’ve got you babe. Call me. I’m for real. I’ve already emailed you my facebook link so you can see what I look like.
I would have thrown a lamp at her or something! I can’t believe she went without you! Even IF she ended up inviting you, she was in the WRONG. You should get back at her by not being home when she finally decides to show up.
Hey Sash, I know you in real life and I have an idea of the serious shit you’ve been through lately and although Remi usually seems like a real sweet heart, this time I gotta say I think she fucked up. Knowing things your readers don’t know I have to say, that I don’t blame you for not wanting to go to Dinah this year and I’m really shocked to hear that she went without you or that she even bothered bringing it up. I don’t know what she’s thinking. Maybe it;s her age and she’s too young to get how serious some things are. Sorry darlin’. Hope all is well and I’m glad to hear you’re not drinking.
ps: I realize that any one reading this might try to piece it together and think that the “serious shit” Sasha went through has to do with booze. It doesn’t. She doesn’t have a “problem” but let’s just say it’s not good for anyone, especially her.
This sounds like the PERFECTTTTTTTT opportunity for a butch like myself to drop in on Remi’s territory since she’s not looking out for it to begin with. I’ve got VIP all weekend at Dinah. I’m driving out tomorrow afternoon. Myspace me your info and I’ll pick you up. I’ll treat you right
OMG! Sasha!!!! I’ve been to Dinah 2x before (not this year cuz I’m in a relationship) you’re so right not to want to go when you already have a gf! I went with my gf once and we broke up over all the flirting we were BOTH doing and then the other time I went I made out with a bunch of girls I knew had gf’s. It just happens down there. I would have been PISSSSSSSED if my gf went down there without me. You shoud be upset girl. You’re not the brat …. at least this time. LOL.
Aw – sometimes being the understanding, mature gf sucks, doesn’t it?
Do what you need to do for you; occasionally that means pitching a fit.
I was so disapointed that you didn’t go to the white party. Next year you better go if not with me then somebody. I’ll just steal you away from your date anyways.
Baby girl, you missed a lot. You should have taken me up on my offer and just crashed at my place. You know you’re always welcome. You still have your key right? LOL I totally forgot you still had that! It’s all good.
Hey, I’m coming up to Hollywierd soon with some friends and your lovely presence is REQUIRED.