I just finished reading Shmirshky by E. Which is a cleverly written, glib look into what we all have to look forward to ladies. Menopause. Now normally I might not pick up a book like this, mostly out of ego. I like to tell myself that I am eternally youthful and try not to worry my pretty little head over far-off health issues. But let’s face it, we’re all going to go through it.
The only difference is that some of us will go through it uninformed, angry, scared and if you’re anything like my mother, you’ll go through it a raving lunatic.
Or you could be smart about the inevitable and when the time comes, you could be prepared, informed and ready. Enter Shmirshky. It’s sort of like having your funniest and most clever girlfriend go through it first and then tell you all about it in ways that will make you laugh out loud. But like all best friends, she’ll be brutally honest. Only her honesty will come wrapped in the caring and light heartedness that only a true friend can offer.
So if you or anyone you know is nearing premenopause, perimenopause or even the big daddy of all pauses: menopause itself, then you really need this little book. Buy it for yourself, your best friend, your mom or anyone you know that has a vagina and might want to know a little bit more about what’s going on down there.
Check out the website www.shmirshky.com to buy the book. They even have some cute little tank tops that cleverly show punani pride, which every lesbian I know should appreciate. 
Oh by the way, since you’re one of my reader’s you get a special little code that will give you an awesome 20% discount on the book. Just type in “CARDCARRYING” in the discount code box when you checkout.
I’m serious ladies, this is a must read for you and any woman in your life.
