The funny thing is I actually have two things to blog about. One of them involves nipples and another involves my friend Maggie and her quote, “It’s good to be pretty.”
However I’m in the middle of an acute attack of writer’s block. But I have a deep, inner urge to blog …. ok, maybe it’s not meaning of life deep but it’s a tickle and I have to scratch it. So I saw this “meme” on myspace and after looking up the term meme decided it would be a pseudo suitable substitute for a real blog.
If you need blog material feel free to gank it with my blessing. Anyone who doesn’t know what gank means, it’s time to make the Urban Dictionary your friend. Alrighty then, here we go, if you’re lucky you’ll learn something embarrassing about me, if I’m lucky my ex will read this and get super pissed, haha.
Say you were in a relationship for 2 years and your girlfriend cheated on you:
I would probably plot some impossibly complicated scheme to exact revenge on them in some totally inappropriate and evil way. Then carry it out no matter how long it took and smile inside since revenge is dish best served ice cold. They’d never knew what hit them.
What was the last conversation you had with your best friend about?
How she needs to stop barking so early in the morning.
Your most recent ex says she hates you, you say?
Bite me. I no longer care what you think and you should go now before my girlfriend sees you, she’s looking for a reason to smack you.
Do you miss your first love?
Part of me does, but the other part is still so hurt and furious over what she did I can never forgive her.
Are you happy?
This is the happiest I have ever been in my life. I have awesome puppies, an amazing girlfriend and a couple really great friends.
What do you smell like?
Tuscan Blood Orange, this really pretty, all natural fragrance by Pacifica that I get at Whole Foods. (Yep, the Whole Foods with all the lesbians.)
Do you tend to make relationships complicated?
I keep things interesting.
Last thing that made you cry?
PMS last night. I don’t get bitchy, I get weepy.
What are you excited about?
LONG BEACH PRIDE!!!!! Oh and OC Pride at Knott’s this Friday which would have been even better if Maggie and her awesome gf could have joined us.
Who was last to cook for you?
I’m the chef in this house. I actually love to cook.
Who was the last person to break your heart?
Zoe
Do you care what others think about you?
Not in the least. I pretty much live by a “Fuck ‘em” philosophy. I never try to hurt anyone, I live my life on my terms, so if someone can’t take the time to get to know me and make snap judgments on appearances or rumors, then I say, “Fuck ‘em, I couldn’t care less what they think of me.”
Do you trust people easily?
Yes. But you only get one shot with me. I don’t do do-overs.
Do you think you’ll be married in 10 years?
I don’t see myself ever getting married, even when gay marriage is legal. I know myself well enough to know that it would make me feel claustrophobic and probably start sabotaging an otherwise healthy relationship. But I do like engagements, there are usually pretty rings involved.
Are you a top or a bottom?
Well I’m with a top so I guess that says a lot, but I have excellent switch hitter capabilities.
Butch or femme or futch?
Femme with butch hobbies.
Would you sleep with any of your close friends if you had the chance?
While I do have some beautiful friends, no I wouldn’t. Once you’re a friend, you might as well be blood.
How old were you when you knew you were gay?
I think I knew at 5 but didn’t know the word for it. All I knew was that I wanted to marry Wonder Woman or one of the Charlie’s Angels.
How old were you when you came out?
Came out as bi in college and then realized I was just gay by 24.
Are you totally out? At work, family, friends?
I’m so out even my extended and very Mormon family knows and is supportive. As for work, I’m a writer and I have a lesbian blog so …….
Do you frequent gay bars or straight clubs?
Don’t even feel comfortable in straight clubs anymore. The gayer the better.
Do you think you’re slutty?
I’ve had my moments. But overall? No.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Hah
Wonder Woman and Charlie’s Angels
Classic!
And PMS makes me cry too!
That is wonderful! My partner wanted to marry Wonder Woman too. I love the fact that we are all so different, and yet can enjoy so many of the same things. Please swing by my new blog!
I wanted to marry Wonder Woman too, but I also wanted to be her! OMG its funny reading your survey, i can relate on a lot. I was bi before I knew I was really gay gay.
I’ll be at Pride too! Maybe I’ll see you there
I love Pacifica perfumes, I have all of them, in the little pots. Mmmm so I know which one you’re talking about, your gf must think you always smell yummy.
Hey didn’t you used to blog about Zoe all the time right? What ever happened?
You don’t know how much I wish your last answer were yes.
The last convo you had with your BFF was about her barking issues?!!! LMAO … seriously hope you’re talking about one of your dogs.
surveys are cool and all but I want to read about the nipple story.