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Thank God I drive a Caddy



I’d just like to say, for the record that my girlfriend is no longer wondering why we don’t have sex more often. In fact, she had to stay home tonight to catch up on her sleep. Not that I blame her, I didn’t let her put her clothes back on till that weird guy with a flashlight on his head walked by my car at 6:00 a.m. this morning.

But who needs sleep when you can have sex till the wee hours of the morning?

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7 Responses to “Thank God I drive a Caddy”

  1. An old friend
    October 19, 2008 at 2:09 am #

    Now that sounds like the Sasha I used to know.

  2. Joe
    October 19, 2008 at 2:15 am #

    2 chicks buck naked in the backseat of a Cadillac? I’ll be having visions of that for days now.

  3. SrfrGirl
    October 19, 2008 at 2:55 am #

    My ex saw you on Broadway the other night. I wish I had never seen this stupid blog. I wish I had never met you. But I’m happy now. I have a great girlfriend now and she treats me better then you ever did. Id luv 2 talk to urs so I could warn her of whats to come.

  4. ButchDaddi
    October 19, 2008 at 9:48 pm #

    If I wear a little flashlight on my head, can I get a peak too?

  5. Taylor
    October 19, 2008 at 9:49 pm #

    Hey, I’m moving soon. You should come by and give me a ride in your caddy before I leave.

  6. J.Lengle
    October 21, 2008 at 5:11 pm #

    LMFAO….wait…I cant stop!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..Now I’ve been reading all your comments…and SrfrGirl HAHAHA….wait….I cant even type…okay..anyway…SrfrGirl is “SO HAPPY” yet she fuckin comes on here and is reading about YOUR life.LMFAO…Holly Shit!!!!! HAHAHAHA
    And then even comments…..HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Oh boy. Wait….the best thing “She treats me better then you ever did” How fucking old are we here? HAHAHA
    Damn I need to come Cali again soon!

  7. Carrie
    October 21, 2008 at 7:39 pm #

    Hey, I can swing by and pick you and “Taylor” up for a last hooray before she moves. Come on baby doll, you know you want to.

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