Geez Louise! Could I draw this story out any longer?? How rude of me! I’m sorry.
But their story has been developing all on it’s twisted little own and I’m back to tell you what’s happened since Willa played Russian roulette with her life, betting that Tony would save her. And save her she did.
After a not-long-enough-stint in the mental ward, Willa was released into Tony’s ever-loving care. She took her home and tucked her in, safe and sound in the comfort of Tony’s penthouse.
A few weeks go by without any major incidents and they settle back down to play house. Albeit a weird house, you know … one where Tony feels trapped in a relationship she no longer wants to be in, but is afraid that Willa might kill herself if she leaves. Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it.
Cue the fighting and never ending bickering. Just when Tony is about to lose her mind, her work calls her off to New York for a few weeks. She wasn’t sure if she should leave Willa behind, but I along with all her other friends encouraged her to take the trip. We figured the separation would do them good. Maybe even provide Tony with some much needed objectivity.
Apparently objectivity comes in the form of New York femmes with an aggressive attitude, Tony was not accustomed to. But she wasn’t complaining. I can safely tell you this next part (don’t worry about Willa finding out, you’re see why later). Tony ended up taking the first beautiful femme she met, back to her hotel room the second night she was in town.
I don’t know what they put in the Starbucks out there, but Tony continued to act out of character the entire time she was in New York, racking up a decent number of conquests on the eastern seaboard. And of course, being the good friend that I am, totally encouraged this “playa” like behavior, hoping that it would set her free from Willa when she got home.
I mean, give me a break. Willa cheated on Tony several times already and god only knows what she was doing while Tony was away. Not to mention, Tony already wanted out of this relationship a while ago, but out of guilt and fear and taken Willa back. The fact that she was now sleeping her way through Manhattan was just proof that it was over a long time ago. Now she just needed to tell Willa that.
We talked a lot while she was gone and I knew that Tony was ready to break things off with Willa once she got back to town. But she was afraid of how fragile Willa might really be. Yet part of her was still suspicious enough of Willa, to not tell her when she got back to LA one night early.
She decided to surprise Willa and see exactly what condition her condo was really in, while she wasn’t there to keep an eye on things.
Tony put her key in the lock, turned the knob and walked into her condo to find a butch women with a mohawk making mojitos in her kitchen. A second later, Willa walked out of the bedroom in little more then nothing, looking freshly fucked.
Stay tuned for how Tony deals with this latest mess.
Do you think Willa was sleeping with the butch? Or could they be just friends?
Did Tony freak out and throw them out? Or does she get talked into giving it one more shot?
Does this new butch get in a fight with Tony over Willa or do they end up getting along and bonding over this psycho chick, while drinking mojitos?
Well that’s for me to know … and you to read about in the coming blogs.
Oh no! This is better than any fictional storyline. PLEASE don’t leave us hanging for very long. Tony might have been relieved. I doubt Willa and the butch were “just” friends. Can’t wait to find out how Tony handled this.
Holy moly crapoly! lmao seriously if Tony takes this chick back I would just leave her to her bullshit because she must just like taking it up the ass from psychotic femmes to keep her life interesting. If that bitch was in MY house doing that, I would grab her naked ass and toss it out the front door along with stomping the butch in MY house. Tony grow a butchie pair and lose this whore.
You are so mean! Please do NOT keep this to yourself for very long.
And now… I want a mojito.
OMGF Tell us what happened!!!!
I would have knocked that bitch out!!!! Drinking my mojitos and banging my wifey!!!???? Ohhhhh helllzno, even if I didn’t want her anymore, she was still in MY HOUSE AT THAT POINT!!!!!!!
Dude, Sasha. Please tell us what happened.
Wow, I just stumbled upon your blog and can tell I will be visiting daily. I love your writing Sasha and this friend of yours is crazy for putting up with Willa.
Please tell us what happened ASAP!
You are SUCH A TEASE!!! That’s NOT fair!!