So we’re back to Tony and Willa. Last you heard, Tony had just found out that Willa was bisexual and still married to her husband! But instead of kicking her hot ass out of bed, she goes and pays for a divorce lawyer. Great move.
What could possibly come next, you might wonder? Well hold on to your seats ladies, because it’s about to get really bumpy for our friend Tony here ….
It wasn’t more then a few weeks into living together, before Willa came to Tony asking for a new car. Now Tony is a rather successful woman and already had two very nice cars in the garage. Her BMW SUV and Cadillac CTS that she rarely ever used. Common sense would have thrown up a giant red flag that read “Gold digger!” But apparently the only red thing she saw waving in the air were Willa’s panties.
As horny as any red blooded lesbian might be under similar circumstances, reason would have still said, “Well sure honey. Why don’t you tool around town in the Caddy?”
I don’t think anyone would have said that was less then generous on Tony’s part. But no, that wasn’t good enough. Why would Willa want a second hand Caddy (2009 BTW) when she figured Tony had the means of getting her into a Mercedes?
Yep, I can hear the collective groans now as you all read this …. “N o! D o n ’t d o i t!” – as we all yell in slow motion, unable to stop the inevitable collision of Tony’s heart and wallet against the cold hard concrete we’re all too sure Willa will eventually smash it into.
But like the true gentlemen that she is, she took her to the car dealership later that week. But not before calling me and having this little conversation:
Tony: “Hey Sasha, you used to be in the jewelry business right?”
Sasha: “Yea ….why?” I asked suspiciously. My dykey senses were tingling already.
Tony: “Do you still have some connections in that world?”
Sasha: “Yea …. why?” Suspicion literally dripping from my every word.
Tony: “What do you think a 3 to 5 carat diamond, marquise cut would run?”
Screeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!!! Hold on, this is a woman that I have never seen wear any more jewelry then a watch. Now all of a sudden she’s asking me about diamonds, carat weight and cut? This is not my friend. This is an alien impostor that has stolen her body.
Sasha: “You have got to be kidding me?!!! Are you out of your ever-loving mind! You barely know this woman! She’s STILL fucking married!!!!!! You are NOT thinking about buying her a a $50,000 ring are you??!!!! Are you!!!????”
See, this is when you know that you’re really good friends. When you can yell at the top of your lungs, swearing at your friend and questioning her sanity and all she says back is …
Tony: “So can you help me find a good deal or not?”
Grrrr arrrrrrrghhhh ….. my blood was boiling. I wanted to look this woman, Willa in the face and tell her that I saw right through her and that if I had anything to do with it, Tony would to.
After about an hour of me trying to talk her out of it, she told me that if I didn’t help her she would go by herself and probably be taken for a shmuck and pay way too much. If I was her friend I would help her. I had made my feelings abundantly clear and now the only thing I could do was to help her out.
Of course I agreed to do this. But not without talking a little sense into her first. I made her promise to at least wait 3 more months before buying the ring. If in 3 months she was still gung ho over the idea, then yes, of course I would help her buy the most amazing ring for the she-devil currently scamming my friend.
Three months is not long at all … but it was all the time i could buy.
Meanwhile however, Willa was test-driving Mercedes …
Wow your friend is dating a total and complete USER. There’s nothing worse than a user, those are the worst types of people. The thing about users is they have an eye for weak/caring people and they know how to work them. I’m afraid for your friend but when people think they’re in love they don’t listen so this is tough. Tony needs to try saying no next time she ask for something and see how long this girl Willa sticks around.
Tell Tony that Willa is a gold digger, user, liar and she should just break it off now, before she gets any deeper. There’s a time when supporting your woman is appropriate and part of a committed relationship. But this ain’t it.
OMFG, Puhleeez don’t tell me that bitch got a mercedes??!!!! She must be the bomb in bed cuz there isn’t a woman alive THAT hot. Tony, tony tony, wake up and smell the user!!!! She’s taking you for a ride my friend. Dump her ass. Pronto.
Would someone please tell me how I could find Tony? I mean maybe where she has coffee every day? I would love to stalk her a little, accidently bump into her, make her fall in love with me and steal her from Willa. Who totally DOESN’T deserve her!!! Tony sounds like my dream woman. I want her!!! And I already have a car and my own place to live and I’ve never been married! Please, PLEASE PLEASE Sasha, hook it up!!!
It’s so painful to read this story. It reminds me of myself and my ex. I bought her everything she ever wanted and then one day I came home to an empty house and a note. I mean she cleaned me out. Even took the shower curtain. I was such an idiot. But no one could have made me see the truth before she did. I was in love. If Tony’s in love then she’s screwed.
now you guys dont be so touchy, you guys got to keep in mind the power of the p***y haveing that in mind if you have the money to thow away, why not? i say. i mean what if that chick leaving her man is leaving her broke, for all we know home skillit could be out on the street. (i really dont know, so these are just observations) now if i had a well off friend that offerd to buy me a car, and i knew for a FACT that it would not affect there cash flow in any way, i would be all like “HELL YEAH” i mean never forget as dikes we are ALL in some weaird need to please, and if this chick is a happy home maker chick , the sex is great and there is no cash flow problems. then whats the problem?