Due to a family emergency (which would be the fact that my brother’s an idiot) I ended up in Palm Springs. After helping him out I called a friend that I had met the last time I was in the desert. Her name is Joe (her real name at her request). I met Joe and [...]
Ties on girls. Short hair with a lot of product in it. Confident, little dykes with mad game. Androgynous girls. Lap dances that lead to inappropriate PDA. Road trips. Sex while driving. (While I’m driving, since I’m coordinated like that.) Hats on chicks. Butches. Tombois. Confused Femmes who think they’re straight. Stealing a girl from [...]
Everyone accepts with little less then a shrug, that a lot of straight girls are suddenly bi when you get them sufficiently liquored up. But the earth stops spinning when a died in the wool lesbian gets outed as having bi tendencies when she’s totally hammered. A straight male friend of mine in Australia recently [...]
The following are actual comments either said to me or by me: “Wow, your tongues a lot longer than I thought!” “Err … sorry I groped your girlfriend … is she mad at me?” (This one was told to my gf) “Damn it! Just let go! I can’t get your pants off if you don’t [...]
I’ve had a few good friends of mine get their feathers ruffled over some of the less than kind words from readers, left via comments. I’ve been asked several times, “Why don’t you delete those comments?” Well, I don’t delete them because I don’t believe in censorship. I will publish any comment no matter how [...]
Or, just get drunk and spill your guts. I’ve always considered myself lucky not be burdened with any feelings of jealousy, guilt or remorse. I know, I know … I sound like a sociopath. I’ve actually been accused of being one. But I don’t think I am. Especially not since getting with my girlfriend. One [...]
So a few of you may have read some of the less then flattering comments left by a reader who calls herself SrfrGirl. Well as you can guess there’s some history between us. Since she felt it was appropriate to call me out on my own blog, I feel it’s appropriate that I respond in [...]
The answer is a resounding “Yes.” My gf and I are constantly laughing our asses off together. We dork around to the point that by the end of the night, the mood is much less, “Let’s get it on” and much more, “Dude, where’s my car.” She recently complained about not ‘getting enough’ and part [...]
I’d just like to say, for the record that my girlfriend is no longer wondering why we don’t have sex more often. In fact, she had to stay home tonight to catch up on her sleep. Not that I blame her, I didn’t let her put her clothes back on till that weird guy with [...]
Last Friday was the best birthday I’ve ever had and it’s all thanks to Remi. This is why girls are so much better than boys. They have the capacity to plan months in advance. A sweet little note that I know will embarrass her that I’m telling you, but I’m going to anyway, is that [...]
So as you know it was my birthday last Friday. Sorry that it took me so long to document the weekend for your reading pleasure but let’s just say that it was so damn good, it’s taken me this long to recover. Alright then … let’s get down to the business of catching you up. [...]
A very good friend of mine sent this to me from the East Coast and it was so sweet I had to put it up. Thanks J.L. xoxo Share on Facebook
Yikes. I just read my own damn post about my gf complaining about not enough sex. Even though she swore later I misunderstood her. But reading it in black and white I can see her point. Two or three times a week?!!! That just can’t be accurate! And if it is, it’s about to change. [...]
The other night I was hanging with my gf after a particular painful night at the gym. I was pretty beat, sore and hungry. After a few hours of hanging out, I failed to jump her bones at the appropriate moment. Partly because she had said something extremely stupid a few hours earlier (which I [...]
Okee dokee … as we all know I’m a dyke and I do dykey things. I like guns, I like cars, I like to wear OD green too much and I have several pairs of “official lesbian shorts” aka plaid and or cargo shorts that are too long for a straight girl to ever be [...]
Last night my girl and I were frequenting our (only) local gay dive bar in Redondo Beach called the Dolphin. It’s a little hole in the wall place with the charm of a neighborhood bar where everyone knows your name, even the tranny sprawling out on the pool table trying to look seductive. We stumbled [...]
OMG!!! Instant messaging with your ex, days after getting with your new girlfriend? Not the best idea. Who knew? How can Mr. be mad at me when the whole time we were “dating” I wanted to be with her but she didn’t want a real relationship?! Yet now that I’m with someone else, she’s on [...]
OK, so after all the deliberating and drama inherently involved in all lesbian relationships, I took the plunge. It’s official. Yep, the Marine and I are happily coupled up. In spite of the fact that she’s getting deployed in exactly two months, I decided it was better to live fully in the present moment and [...]
With 8 weeks to go until Proposition 8 comes to a vote in the State of California, in effort to strike down the measure we call all members of the LGBT community and their supporters to take action with us! We need your help to put a face on the lives of those that this [...]
One of the joys in my life is not only contending with the fact that the women I date read my blog and therefor are well aware of how thoroughly fucked up I can be. But their friends also read my blog. Which leaves me open to a whole new level of critique. We all [...]