Jen wrote in, “This is really funny to me. I think I was one of the first girls you ever dated. I remember going out with you and we NEVER went home alone. We always had our pick of playthings to take home with us. I can’t believe you’ve closed your bedroom doors to the masses. Wow. She must really be some catch.”
OK just to set the record straight with a comment left by Jen. The doors to my bedroom were NEVER open to the masses. But dating you was definitely an experience in itself. I seem to remember a night when you ended up picking up a group of Aussies.
You left me in the living room with a room full of horny idiots and I didn’t see you again until you came out wrapped in a sheet and told me that your “plaything” wanted me to join you guys. I’m sure you remember the dirty look I shot you as I told you to get your clothes on so we could go.
Yep. Nothing like dating a chick that sleeps with other people right in front of you. Thanks Jen. I think you’re part of the reason I’m no longer attracted to femmes.