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Steampunk Seduction

We all know that I have a huge crush on Steampunk designer and model, Kato. I mean, look at her.

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And rumor has it that she plays on our team more then 50% of the time. But that’s just a rumor ;) However, the friend that told me, also made me promise to give her photographic evidence should I ever have the chance to seduce her. Uh huh. ‘Cuz that could happen any day now.

But she is the Queen of Steampunk and I don’t really have anything steampunk-y really. So, in this alternate reality where I’m going to run into Kato at the coffee shop and seduce her, I need something to get her attention with! Which is where my awesome little steampunk ring comes in. See? How awesome is that!

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This one is mine :)

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This is officially my first “Steampunk” purchase and it was done all in the name of love. For Kato. Of course. Because when she sees it, she won’t be able to stop herself from commenting on it and asking me where I got it.

At which point, I’ll be like “Oh this little thing? My friend Matt, from The Arcane Armoury made it.” At which point she will want to look at it closer, so of course, I will suggest we go somewhere else where she can take a good look at it. Like a hotel room.

 

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This will be how Kato will get to see the ring, up close and personal. If all goes according to plan ……

 

So now that I’ve told you my genius plan to bed Kato someday, I want to also tell you all to take a look at Matt’s work. This isn’t a paid advetorial. I just really loved his stuff and he is just one of the nicest guys you could meet.

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So no, he’s not a lesbian but he makes these amazing accessories that might help you get the lesbian. tumblr_m8vaj1e3BL1ru030io1_1280

10 Responses to “Steampunk Seduction”

  1. Alex March 18, 2013 at 8:14 pm Permalink

    Ya she’s hot. But are we to gather that is YOUR … Err …. Finger wearing the ring in that last pic? 8)~

    Matt def has mad skill.

  2. Ricki March 19, 2013 at 6:12 am Permalink

    I hope that Remy is okay with Kato’s seduction. Maybe she’ll wanna join in. It’s hard to resist a “steamy,” steampunk seduction;.

  3. Ricki March 19, 2013 at 6:14 am Permalink

    I was so distracted by the “ring,” that I misspelled Remi’s name.

  4. Kristy March 19, 2013 at 6:38 am Permalink

    I really love this post I couldn’t help but laugh don’t take offense. And Kato is defiantly really hot lolz XD

  5. Sasha March 19, 2013 at 8:36 am Permalink

    Oh don’t worry Ricki, my wife is fine with my imaginary relationship I’m currently heavily ensconced in. ;) she just shakes her head and laughs.

    Kristy, I don’t see anything funny about my throwing myself at a stranger that may or not be bisexual. ;)~

  6. Ricki March 19, 2013 at 10:20 am Permalink

    Sometimes, imaginary lovers are the best kind. They won’t disappoint you by either fumbling or farting in bed.

  7. Rose March 19, 2013 at 6:29 pm Permalink

    I love Kato!! I need to buy something from Matt so if I ever run into her, I can use your genius plan and grab her for myself!

  8. Sasha March 20, 2013 at 1:11 pm Permalink

    So as it turns out, our good man Matt actually knows the lovely Kato!

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  9. Ricki March 20, 2013 at 5:35 pm Permalink

    Talk about six/sex degrees of separation!

  10. Kara March 23, 2013 at 10:15 pm Permalink

    She’s HOT. Love her!!!!

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