… as innocent observers of course OK, so it’s finally here … Dinah Shore. If you’re reading this past noon today, then we are already on the road, headed for the desert. Which means that I won’t be blogging and not sure if I’ll have the time, or soberness to find some free Wi-Fi to [...]
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Rumors I accidentally started …..
I think the still frame of this vlog totally looks like I’m about to say something like, “And then she pulled out a dildo that was THIS BIG!” Share on Facebook
Open Relationships @ Dinah Shore: Yay or Nay?
The count down to Dinah Shore has officially began in our house. We even ran out to Targay and bought some free weights to buff up in time for all those crazy pool parties. For those of you living under a rock, Dinah Shore is the biggest lesbian, spring break, orgy in the world, and [...]
A Comma As A Sign of Life
Dear Cram, In response to your comment, “You could just type one lil itty bitty comma to signal your aliveness.” I apologize for the lack of recent commas. I am indeed, still alive. But where oh where have I been? Drowning in the mire of my own thoughts yet somehow, completely dry of any and [...]
My girlfriend’s going to Dinah without me!!!!!
As you read this, my girlfriend is speeding down the highway with her cute ass little butch friend riding shot-gun, on their way to Dinah Shore …. WITHOUT ME!!! WTF??? I know huh? OK, well before you jump to any conclusions this is ALL my fault, as usual. But sticking to my modus operandi I’m [...]
Lesbians and Fight Gyms
Okee dokee … as we all know I’m a dyke and I do dykey things. I like guns, I like cars, I like to wear OD green too much and I have several pairs of “official lesbian shorts” aka plaid and or cargo shorts that are too long for a straight girl to ever be [...]
80′s Prom Night, Could We Get Any Gayer?
My amazingly cool group of friends are having a party this weekend. They’re calling it, “We’re too broke to make it to Dinah so we’re having an 80′s themed party!” OK. OK …. Maybe it’s not the catchiest name but you gotta admit, it gets the point across. My friends are nothing if not blunt. [...]