I must have some super serious writer’s block because I can’t freakin’ think of anything to write about that’s worth you reading. So, I thought I’d just ramble a bit.
We found a wedding venue. No, it’s not the Queen Mary. They want a lotta lotta money for cheese and crackers and I’d rather spend my money on getting my friends drunk and buying them lap dances.
Lap dances? Yep, you heard me right. We’re going to have burlesque dancers at our wedding. Because nothing says Pin Up theme more then some hotties dancing around in stilettos and pasties. Yes, we’ve pinned down a general theme: Pin-Up-Burlesque-Sexy-ass-half naked dancers theme. What do you think? Ok, so I’m still working on the wording before we order the invitations. But you get the vibe I’m going for don’t you?
I’ve been told by several people, that having burlesque dancers was a bit too much for a wedding. “Whaaa whaa whaaa.” Whatever! I used to dance and I have nothing but respect for a well trained dancer that knows how to work it in a corset. I refuse to let this wedding get too traditional in any sense of the word and I figure hiring gorgeous women to dance for us half naked, is keeping with that thought. Not to mention, it is a lesbian wedding. Hellooooooo?????? Why not showcase just how gay we really are then having some serious eye candy served up with desert?
I’m not telling where our final venue is just yet. Because, well ….. honestly two reasons and both of them make me sound like a pompous ass but that never stopped me before. The first reason is that the venue is somewhat of an undiscovered secret in Los Angeles but they’re getting more popular every day. And out of pure selfishness, I don’t want to make it even harder for us to book the date we want. And secondly …. I’ve had a little problem with stalkers here and there and the last thing I want it our wedding getting crashed by any people off their meds.
So before I go into any more detail about our wedding that is quickly becoming known as “Sasha & Remi’s Night of Debauchery” (at least I’m trying to get that to catch on, lol) I will leave you with a short little video of one of the dance company’s I am considering hiring for the night. What do you think?
I would really love any brainstorming you brilliant, wonderful readers might have on how I can tie up my theme in a short little phrase/title/theme for our invitations and whatnot.Till then …. enjoy the booty, errr … I meant beauty.