Sorry I’ve been a bit of a ghost lately. But I have a really good reason. Remi’s back! She was about to get deployed to Iraq and then to Afghanistan. Her original recall orders were for 7 months over-seas. But they were changed to 13 months! You can imagine the panic that kicked in when I realized how long she’d be gone and the reality of the danger she would be in actually hit me. Let’s just say that I never prayed so much in my life.

Well God works in mysterious ways and we got a Christmas miracle. She was released on medical discharge for a stress fracture. She was back home in Oregon with her family by Christmas morning. Three nights later she showed up on my doorstep a little before midnight and we proceeded to spend the next week in bed making up for lost time.

We did manage to drag ourselves out of the house to run around and act like huge dorks but for the most part, this whole last week has been spent in a blissful, time-lapsed, orgasm-induced blur. So please forgive me for not blogging.

I’ve never spent this much time with anyone before. People keep asking, “How’s married life?” To which I have this to say: I don’t believe in marriage but shacking up and living in sin is pretty fuckin’ cool. Thanks for asking

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