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Dykey Turn-Ons In My Book

Ties on girls.

Short hair with a lot of product in it.

Confident, little dykes with mad game.

Androgynous girls.

Lap dances that lead to inappropriate PDA.

Road trips.

Sex while driving. (While I’m driving, since I’m coordinated like that.)

Hats on chicks.

Butches.

Tombois.

Confused Femmes who think they’re straight.

Stealing a girl from a boy.

Sex up against a wall in a crowded club.

Pseudo orgies with drunk friends.

Amazon Marines with hot girlfriends who ask if you and your gf want to get a hotel room with double beds so you can listen to each other get off.

Women that know how to shoot guns.

Dirty text messages.

Massages with happy endings.

Lesbians that look like lesbians.

Wearing the dog tags of someone you love, till they come back home safe.

Younger women.

Older women.

Confessing all your sins and having her forgive you. Then having amazing sex afterwards.

Action movies and pretending that you could totally pull off all of that. Hey, you take kick-boxing! 🙂

Horror movies and knowing that you’d survive should vampires ever invade your town. All you have to do now is make sure you reach your gf after they cut all the phone lines and your cell phone mysteriously dies, so you can save her and get “You’re my hero” sex. 😉

Salsa dancing.

Girls on skateboards.

Dykes at dog parks.

And when all else fails …. lots and lots of sex. Angry sex. Happy sex. Makeup sex. Public sex. Ex sex. Car sex. Sidewalk sex. Club sex. Sentimental sex. Anonymous sex. Group sex. Beach sex. Any sex.

This article has 11 comments

  1. Jul

    Gotta say, maybe I’m not that dykey…most of these don’t do much for me. I’m into chic chicks, successful “hot-shit” younger chicks, uptight seem-like-a-challenge chicks, those who have a rockin-body like me cause they work their ass off chicks, chicks who know they kill in a bikini, chicks who stay current but classic in their style, chicks who aren’t sloppy in their drinking, chicks who don’t “need me” for anything emotionally or materially, chicks who know where they’re going (ambitious), chicks who don’t call me every 5 minutes, chicks who aren’t into drama and don’t have time for it, chicks who’ll have sex anywhere, chicks who are publicly refined but can get down and dirty.

  2. Sasha

    Hey Jul, I gotta say that your list is pretty hot too! This was just a list of my personal faves … although I might have to steal a few of yours now too 🙂

  3. Irish

    Sasha…love it all!!!! I think I might fall into a few of those categories…hmmmmm….

  4. ButchLuv

    I’m luvin your turn ons baby girl. Doesn’t hurt that I fit about half of those. All the ones that count that is.

  5. SuperTex

    wow…sidewalk sex
    not completely sure i know what that means, but it sounds great! haha! genius

  6. KDL

    It cracks me up that I’m *straight* and fall into half these categories.. well, half is over-estimating, but still.. delete the word “lesbian” or “dyke” from most of those, and it sounds vaguely like me.
    Hats, dogs, guns, younger/older, massages, upagainstawall..

    No WONDER people often think I’m a lesbian!

    But really, my point is , you sound like you’re turned on by life. And that’s cool.

  7. J.Lengle

    How about……sex in PA…HAHA now bring your ass over here 😉

  8. Becky

    I don’t know WHY I’m not mentioned on this blog yet…lol

  9. Io

    Confused Femmes who think they’re straight

    -I’ve never heard much about this one before. Nor have I met any girls like this… though I’m sure theu exist. Can you write more about this?

    thanks!

  10. Elegy

    Hmmmmm…. Yep.

  11. Gmm1219

    I fit all of the above except the marine man part… Huge yuck factor.

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