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The Final Winners of the L Word DVD’s

I wanted to thank all of you who submitted your deepest darkest L Word fantasies for the contest. It was a hard job reading all of those, I must say that some of my readers are very dirty girls! And I couldn’t be prouder! But there could only be 10 winners so here they are:

Winner #5:

Okay, so if I had to pick one L word character to bed, it would definitely have to be Alice. From her first sex scene with Dana in season 2, to her limo sex with Papi in season 4, she seems like a lot of fun. I love the cuffs she and Dana used, and loved even more her attitude with Papi. She seemed to think she was in total control and had done it all, yet was screaming Papi’s name, along with how much she loved circles (haha), by the end of their sexy little backseat adventure. Alice is so cute and funny. She’s very quirky and the most entertaining character (duhhs, she’s getting her own spinoff), in my opinion. Although she can get a little crazy sometimes (i.e. being obsessive with Dana), I have to say that we all have a little crazy in us (take that any way you want). In addition to that, I think we’d all have to agree on the fact that we would probably all want a go at Leisha Hailey. I mean, it’s Leisha freaking Hailey. I know we’re talking about
Alice here, but goddam!

Umm, I hope this gets me a free copy because I’m a poor college student who is too broke to afford the season on her own. Plus, it’s 2:20 New York time and I’m beat.

-Ambar

Winner #6

Alice Pieszecki. The name says it all. Over all of the other characters, she would be the one lovely lady of “The L Word” who could steal my heart. Her humor and wit always bring a smile to my face and I would love to have that kind of positive energy around me at all times; not to mention her adorable voice and contagious smile. On the same token, she can be very compassionate and serious. The fact that Alice has so much depth to her personality is a huge turn on.

When it comes to her romances, Alice is the kind of person that loves being in love. When she is in love, she loves all the way and has no inhibitions. Call me a hopeless romantic, but that is my fantasy. Not only does Alice care a great deal about her romantic partners, but she is also always thinking about her friends. She’s very independent, but she’s also a reliable and dependable friend and the kind of person who you could cry with as easily as laugh with.

She’s not overtly sexy, but she’s got a sweetness that makes her downright irresistible. Speaking of irresistible, she’s got a great look and I love that her hair and clothing styles are constantly evolving and changing. The way she manages to look equally stunning in a sparkly dress one day and jeans and a cute tee the next is remarkable. Alice also has an intellectually stimulating career that she loves and always has something to talk about. She’s constantly keeping things new and exciting, and who wouldn’t love that?

Finally, I could go on and on about how fantastic I’m sure one night of bliss with Alice would be, but I’ll leave it at this. Who doesn’t want a girl who’ll blindfold you, get out a can of whipped cream, and leave the refrigerator door wide open? She could take me shopping for cute tops and sweater vests anytime. =]

-Carol

Winner #7

WHO CAN FORGET ABOUT sexy Carmen De La Pica Morales!!!! Shes absolutely gorgeous, smart, charismatic, and is a musician which is a huge turn on for me because I happen to produce music and also DJ like Carmen as well. I was so jealous of Shane because she got to do dose scenes with Carmen!! I WOULD KILL FOR THAT!…… Literally. I’m also very fond of tattoos and she has the sexy-est fucking lower back tattoos that I would probably try to read like Braille, touch her all over baby! God, even writing about her makes my mouth water…and…you know what else…. Perhaps I can help Carmen on her scratching, we could be like in the scene in Ghost with Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze when they are molding clay, BUT! instead of that! I would be molding her…..her in general, oh yes. Shes also very exotic looking to me, with that cinnamon skin. I can’t have enough flavor in my dish, know what I mean?

thanks Sasha,
Chroma

Winner #8

Hi my name is Bianca, and i would defenetly want to fuck Alice from the L word. Why? Oh man, because she would rock my socks off in the most funniest and hottest way. Alice, is one of those people who looks so clam and looks like a great person to be around. But under the sheets shes just so much more, fucking her would be like taking a ride on a roller coaster. I think her beauty is so natural, that she would make me so horny, and the way she talks is just like a tune to my ears. Lol. When ever she tells jokes its just hilarious, being with her in the sheets would mean like being in a jungle full of baby monkeys. Alice is open to anything new. If i had her in front of me with one of her cute little dresses, i think id go CRAZY, id srtip her naked, and kiss her all night long, but i dnt know she just might crack a joke during sex, lol, id give her big and small circles, and make her call me PAPI…..id finger her til she were sore, owwwwwwwwwwwww… well not that far… id give her great oral sex, and just wanna kiss her whole body from head to toe. Being with ALice would be the most amazing experience a lesbian could want to have. But thast why i pick alice, cz shes a hot bitch and i just fanatsise bout her to freaking much, that i wana see her all the time and in my head shes just always ready sex.
Thanks.

Winner #9

I couldn’t really think of just being with one…just like
life I suppose. So I put together
a list of all the women I think are attractive to me in many different ways.

Laura was so sweet.
She would smell like fresh laundry and lemon fresh pledge. Laura was the
Susie homemaker kinda girl that has dinner ready me when I get home from work
and after a long day of her slaving over the stove we would have dessert. I
would come home and she would be standing in the kitchen in only an apron. She
would be making some chocolate mousse so I could pour it down hot sweaty body
one nipple at a time and watch it slowly drip all the way down so I could lick
it off every inch of her body.

Papi is cocky. I would be Alice when she is with Papi in the
back of her limo. I love how Papi is so confident and she sure as hell should
be cause I know she would have the talent to do everything the way that I would
want it done to me. I want her to rub her confidence all over me. For once I
would have just laid back and let go of control and have her use her magic
circles all night long. Circles
are good!

Helena is one tall sexy woman. She exudes such a pretentious
nature that makes me so wet. I would want Helena at the racetrack, I would be .
I love having sex in semi public places and in that private booth I am sure I
would have made her forget all about all the money she lost on that horse bet.
I think her long limbs would be perfect for some interesting positions. I would
love to see her lanky legs in a garter belt, thigh highs and stilettos. I would
have bent her over with her hands on the glass window and have her spread her
legs just for me.

Marina was exotic. I would have Marina in the bathroom and I
would be Jenny. But I would not run out of the room like a pussy. I would have
looked deep into her eyes and I would have let her touch anywhere she pleased. I
would have turned off the lights and just let the candles light our bodies. I would have touched her all over her
perfectly made body. My hands would roam over her breasts and down her pants
and I would have kissed and licked her nipples while I felt how wet my kisses
made her.

Alice is silly. I would be Dana when she was Alice. In the
beginning when it was awkward ripping off each other’s clothes and falling off
the couch laughing the whole time. I know I would have a lot of fun with Alice.
I love how experimental Alice is.
I know we would have new and different sex together for days on end. I
can see us running around the house naked chasing each other with toys. Being
cute and silly in every room. I like someone who I can laugh with in bed if
something is funny but she is still the type that if the moment is right could
be seductive and strong.

Bette is the hottest bitch
in the room. I would be any of the people Bette has had fuckin hot sex with. I
guess I would love to be Tina cause she got to have the most sex with her. She
walks around oozing sex. I love a woman who is passionate about art and
life. I love her to touch her skin
and caress my fingers through her hair. I am sure she would smell like Japanese
cherry blossoms and taste like organic ripe plums. Bette is so sexy because she always wants to be in
control but in bed I would want to be the one who could make her lose control.
I would love to tie her down and tease her. I love the faces she makes when she
is in ecstasy and I want to be the one to make her feel that way. I would ever
so gently caress her with my hair inching my way down her face to her chest and
her hips, down her thighs to her toes. I would then repeat with my fingertips
ever so slightly touching each inch of her. And then teasing her skin with my tongue
licking her feet inching up to the backs of her knees to her inner thighs
feeling her body writhing with each touch. Mmmm Bette.

~Narcisanise

Winner #10

Is super shy and I’m trying to talk her into letting me post her winning submission.

This article has 2 comments

  1. Husband

    We feel this is the best way to award our prizes, because it’s completely uncheatable and gives every artist a completely equal shot. Husband

  2. JaneyRuth

    You forgot mine, dammit! Here’s the link.

    http://tinyurl.com/lez-screenplay

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